ARWEN (Parody)

I will not meet the doom of men. I choose the Evenstar and an immortal life. #NazgulFearMe #Tolkien #AU #Parody

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Behold the star at my throat. Brightly shines the light in my eyes until such time as stars must pass into oblivion alone and burn no more.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

That Faramir, always the romantic.

[The Shire-Reckoning @ShireReckoning]

In Minas Tirith, Faramir sees a shadow rise above Mordor. ‘It reminds me of Númenor…of the great dark wave climbing over the green lands and above the hills, and coming on, darkness unescapable. I often dream of it.’

But the Shadow departs. He kisses Éowyn upon the high wall.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Riders of Rohan…I’m in.

[The Shire-Reckoning @ShireReckoning]

The horsemen ride past the three hunters without seeing them, but Aragorn calls out, ‘What news from the North, Riders of Rohan?’

The riders surround them. Éomer dismounts. ‘Who are you, and what are you doing in this land?’

‘I am called Strider…I am hunting Orcs.’

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

[Scans the Rivendell Cafe menu]

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Meet me under the mistletoe.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

You never know what ancient tomes you might find in Imladris private library.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Aragorn gets nervous when I talk like this…

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Something new for Fall.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Ada never let me have a pet, he said the twins were high maintenance enough.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Arwen…out of time.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Just a quiet corner for my favourite pastime.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

What is a weekend?

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

@PrincelyWarrior The key is to never stop drinking, but Ada cut me off. [She gave him an exaggerated pout]

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Family fun at Yuletide.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

@his_new_knight Did I say something to upset you?

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

PLEASSSEEEEE! I wasn't born until the Third Age. How interesting could it be before that?

[The Shire-Reckoning @ShireReckoning]

Midyear’s Day, Shire Year 1419:

Aragorn son of Arathorn—the crowned King of Gondor and sceptred King of Arnor—weds Lady Arwen Undómiel in Minas Tirith. It’s 39 years since they plighted troth in Lórien; 88 since he was born; and 2,778 years since her own birth in Rivendell.

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

ADA ??

[The Shire-Reckoning @ShireReckoning]

Elladan and Elrohir ride out from Edoras into the green fields to greet their father Elrond, their sister Arwen, and the Elves riding with them — all of whom are welcomed to Edoras for two nights of rest before continuing their journey to Minas Tirith.