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[hippie_monster_lee @LindiweBotha]

@jaxajueny This…🤣💀

[a'mari @lesbianreplyguy]

It's actually not fun to go to school and have kids be racist to you when you're also a kid but I forgot that black ppl aren't allowed to be children

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful

[🌸💕 @BasedMistress_]

Miles Morales being called “hood Spider-Man” is crazy as shit, seeing as his mom is a nurse, his dad is a cop, he goes to private school, and his parents own a house.
Hood where???
Peter Parker is the poor mf who lives in a shitty apartment , but okay

[🎃 Nik 🎃 @ladynimala]

And when Mary needed a husband God gave her a man who'd raise a son that wasn't his.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

So, apparently, the Cornell r*pists have tried to dox Jane Doe, but can't remember her. Do you realize what that says? If they can't remember which victim she was?
How many were there?
HOW. MANY. WERE. THERE?!

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Gun to my head… I’m still not deleting this app 😭😭

[Newton @Ataraxia_180]

Alam selalu punya cara unik untuk saling membantu

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[Bearded & Fluffy 🍺🤪🍺🤪 @ChiTownTim27]

I was petting a dog and the owner said "Do you wanna see her puppy in the car?"

And I'm like "fuck yeah I do!!!"

So we walked to her car and OMG the puppy was so cute. Then I thought to myself Damn...did I really just follow a stranger to her car cuz she she had a puppy 🤔🤣

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: Reading an entire page of a book or article, getting to the very bottom, and realizing you didn't process a single word because your internal voice was busy running a completely unrelated, full length monologue in the background the entire time.

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

They should have zero peace for the rest of their lives.

[mzansi fo sho 🇿🇦 @palesaaaaaaaaaa]

There is something deeply insidious about rebranding heritage day into a rugby homecoming aesthetic and flattening the weight of commemorating our indigenous cultures into generic symbolism. They are deliberately whitewashing everything for their own comfort and palatability.

[diva @divaagurlxw]

I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.

[Niners (6-1) @N_I_N_E_R_S]

I’m California rich…bills are paid, gas is full in my car, rent is paid, and no money in the bank.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Men who rape in college are excused by deans who raped when they were in college. The men graduate and become lawyers who rape before moving up in the ranks to become judges who give rapists light sentences or time served.

[Dinero @1darryl_dinero]

This lady on TikTok got 10 special needs kids, somebody commented “Dad shooting silly string” 😂😂😭😭😭😭

[🇵🇹🐐 @Woury_RMFC]

J’ai regardé un film indien pendant 3h.
L’histoire commence avec deux jeunes hommes qui trouvent un bébé dans une poubelle.
Ils l’ont recueillie et élevée, et lorsqu’elle a grandi, ils ont découvert c’était leur mère :

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

My deepest darkest fear is that these mothers sexually touch their sons and they don’t know they’re being molested cause it’s mom. This is disturbing.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Proof that there is no king of the jungle or the pride.

There is a queen.

[prettyswirl @prettyswirl05]

glad i was born a girl , i’d be mad af if my dck was little 😒