Lindleem

Prickly but squishable. Ooooh shiny! I’m joking.......probably. Calvin and Hobbes for life. Suddenly Sexier

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

Listen, are they healthy? No. Are they a culinary masterpiece? Also no. But damn if they don’t always hit the spot

[Jack in the Box @JackBox]

My 75th anniversary is a big deal that calls for a big deal: 2 TACOS FOR JUST 75¢ EVERY TUESDAY UNTIL JUL 7, ONLY ON THE JACK APP

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

@jbvdeberry 😮 Did your 30 family members enjoy?

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

Of course. Take out his knees

[Good Morning America @GMA]

Could YOU guard the Spurs' 7'4 Victor Wembanyama? We put our GMA staff to the test!

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

Ugh 🥺.

[Variety @Variety]

Anthony Head, the British actor best known for his roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72.

His daughters shared in a statement that he “passed away peacefully of complications due to pneumonia, surrounded by his family.”

https://t.co/TOTGKcKLzx

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

I finally found the perfect bar cabinet and it’s discontinued. *googles how fast can someone become a carpenter

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

I feel badly for all the insects that have taken a ride on my car. Their families will never know why they didn’t make it back

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

Always and forever

[𝗝𝗮𝘅𝗼𝗻 @JaxonX_1]

Does anyone else still snip the plastic rings from six packs with scissors before throwing them away because in 1984 you heard that turtles and fish get their heads stuck in them?

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

@AstrosBrain @Nymdok Have a cool summer. K.I.T. ✌🏻

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

His death hit me hard when I was a teenager

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

RIP Phil Hartman. Twenty-eight years ago, today.

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

@ICEgelski Dammit

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

I haven’t been drinking lately so of course today I drink all the drinks. Had a good night with friends though and so appreciative of where life is taking me

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

Cancer season coming in hot…in 3-5 years

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Who remembers blowing into the Nintendo games and tapping the console to get the it to work?

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

@dkdeberry I miss Astros twitter

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

Once again, autocorrect, I implore you to stop changing movers to lovers

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

@FlickNickem Every time I think I’m out, Ellie pulls me back in

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

Pacey was always the better choice than Dawson

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

It is 2026. I just got an out of office reply where they used comic sans. Quite the choice

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

No one wants to join my tap gang

[Lindleem @Lindleem]

There was a win