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[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

A song I sometimes sing to my cats as I’m feeding them in the morning: “Food food food food food food, kitties want their food food food food food food, gotta have that food food food food food food” (to the tune of “Work,” obviously)

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

@dannyfailure Agree…also Green Book was super normie (and hilariously bad).

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

@bethtowle Damn, I guess I’m lucky because both of the writing centers that I worked in always paid you the same no matter what. I didn’t even know this was allowed.

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

@bethtowle When I was a kid I remember being stuck in traffic on it, so it felt like it went on forever and ever. I love driving across it though. Just did it yesterday by myself for the first time!

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

This guy on the GBBO put soy sauce in his cake instead of salt. I think this might be the most genius thing ever done.

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

Does anyone actually clean their baseboards? Am I a disgusting beast?

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

@SopranosWorld Bobby Bacala…the most gentle of mobsters and the only one who never had a goomar.

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

@HandsomeTheBob I do prefer satanic husbands.

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

Trying to watch as many 2022 Oscar nominated movies as possible, but the 5-hour commitment to just Don’t Look Up and Nightmare Alley…not looking forward to it.

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

@LilAristophanes Ah, I’m watching all the episodes in order from beginning to end, and I haven’t gotten there yet. I’m on season 6. I watched so many episodes as a kid but have never done the entire series.

[your friend, Dracula @Remember_Sarah]

wake up to the dark side of capitalism people!!! Little Debbie is far too young to be making all these cakes

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

All the people with "Sh" names on the show this season are terrible.

[@jupinwhm on IG & Bluesky @jupin]

So disgusted that I’m now officially into this “Love Is Blind” program, but not as disgusted as I am WITH THAT SHAINA FOR THROWING A WRENCH IN THAT *IDIOT* SHAYNE’S HAPPINESS!

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

Watched Jennifer’s Body for the first time last night. Don’t understand how it still has a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes. It rules, and Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried are great leads.

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

We had our neighbors over for a get-together yesterday, which was lovely, but they hardly ate any of our snacks, so I’ve eaten an embarrassing amount of buffalo chicken dip today.

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

Agree except I would put George's father and mother ahead of Kramer. Kramer is great, but anyone/thing George-related is top tier.

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Seinfeld Characters Ranked

1) George
2) Elaine
3) Kramer
4) George’s father
5) Newman
6) Philip Baker Hall as “Mr Bookman”
7) Uncle Leo
8) Soup Nazi
9) Owner of The Dream Cafe
10) Jerry

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

My husband and I have 2 bathrooms in our apt & we literally never use the 2nd one. It's where we keep our cat's litter boxes. That's it. We wanna buy a house next year & if we weren't planning on having kids, I would totally get a 1 bath because a 2nd is unnecessary for just us.

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

Also "didn't want to practice a new signature"

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

Can we normalize "I didn't change my name after marriage because I'm lazy and didn't feel like it"?

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

Ziggy = beautiful idiot; Munchkin = terrifying demon

[L-Mac @LindsMacnCheese]

My husband is listening to that rap verse by The Rock over and over again. Send help.