Danny Failure

Listen for the victories, they always come quietly

[Danny Failure @dannyfailure]

Politeness is not the same as fairness

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Democracy dies in old age

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@willmenaker @stephenasmith Kubrick

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Here’s the music video. I wonder if any of the Sora film’s footage was trained on this https://t.co/WvJM2fXC8U

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The new Sora short film is cool but also a rip off of a Saintseneca music video from 2014 https://t.co/FRQlMWD9A3

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@gdsimms @mattyglesias Soon-to-be Vice President Kamala Harris said as much

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I preferred when celebrities condescended instead of pretended they’re just like us

[Danny Failure @dannyfailure]

The future of professional sports contracts is allotment by wins and losses so as to incentivize playing hard each and every game, as exemplified by the NBA In-season Tournament

[𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 @goblinodds]

has anyone ever used numbers 7-9 on a microwave

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@fuzzyharmonica @BillClinton @CigarAficMag As I’ve said before, a great barbecue restaurant must also get the sides right

[Danny Failure @dannyfailure]

Dream blunt rotation

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

People are like “oh republicans are so bad now” but George W Bush was running a worldwide network of secret torture prisons and nobody even talks about it anymore so I think it’s probably just always like this.

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Do Your Ears Hang Low? is the only song I can think of in which every line of the lyrics is a question

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Given the amount of corn subsidies in this country, soda and breakfast cereal should be free at the point of service.

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If men want to look taller, instead of getting leg lengthening surgery they should get headshrinking surgery; it has the same perceptual effect

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@swinshi @MattBruenig I think you’re confused actually

[Mike Prysner @MikePrysner]

Confirmed that Paramount buried the episode on DeSantis for political reasons https://t.co/SnUfIiOA7y

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

what accent is this

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My teaching philosophy, basically

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https://t.co/BMz5Kw5ZHA worth a read for anybody who teaches