Lindsay Bell

bright lights don't need spotlights

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

No one:

#elliemaesays at 5:45 AM today: “…tell me EVERYTHING you know about the Challenger explosion.”

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

@BrandesStoddard Hope you’re well, friend 💙💙

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

@BrandesStoddard What do you call it when Batman skips church??

A Christian Bale

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

“Mom. I want to tell you two things that I’ll never forget:

1) God loves me

2) There are 60 seconds in a minute.”

#EllieMaeSays

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

@TaraRHEE So weird. Wonder why we struggle to find quality teachers. The pay and benefits are so good.

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

@TaraRHEE Not a single day.

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

Whenever I have a sip of nearly crisp white wine I’m taken back to every wedding in the summer of 2009

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

Today is “orange” day at VBS. #elliemaesays put on her UT cheerleading outfit.

“Hey babe you can wear that but I just want to tell you that I don’t think anyone else will be.”

“I don’t think about other people when I get dressed. And I like this.”

Simple as that, folks.

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

@LMWETSU Keep it going 🤣

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

Hey if my 6 YO asks anyone else out there

Chuck E. Cheese did not survive the pandemic

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

@LNSTEM_MrAllen such a tragedy. RIP.

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

I cannot stop watching this

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Simone Biles, in extreme slow motion.

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

@LNSTEM_MrAllen

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

Why can’t I ping my coffee

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

@Zendayas_Bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

I feel like Loki and Dr. Strange had a baby and it's 2018 JC Chasez

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

“Did you pack a bag for swim?”

#elliemaesays “...Yes”

Also EM:

[Lindsay Bell @LindsayAnneBell]

@Technoir I saw bacteria 🤣

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

90% of my email editing is changing the amount of exclamation points so I don’t sound rude but also don’t seem insane.