☆Linds

Screw It! Pinot Grigio.

[idlhands @IDLHANDS]

Some people do things thinking you'll never know https://t.co/tO6PnxaXa1

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

@natalieestarr @Rachael_Booty @FemalePains 110% 😂😄😙

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

When you massage your sore feet and start making sex noises..

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

It wasn't a white Christmas and it wasn't a white New Years. Here's to good night sleeps and money in the bank. #2016

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

On days when my boss doesn't show up around the expected time I like to think he's dead.

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

Just like clock work. The ex strikes back.

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

I've started to become a huge fan of rainy days. 💧☔☁💦

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

I remember why I never used to drink before doing drugs... it sucks!

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

@richydm195 https://t.co/e4gb4kNPma

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

Friends are starting to not like me, I feel. And all I can say is: it took you long enough!

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

Created my own Lemon Yogurt muffin recipe today. It's perfect! 👌💞

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

.39 - as in the 5th bridesmaid is a retarded handicap. https://t.co/GhRUJ855GU

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average wedding party in America has 4.39 bridesmaids.

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

When you sleep with a guy who's against abortion... but doesn't have his own condoms... #whatchutrynado #thisisanobabyzone

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

When one of your best guy friends promises to send you a snapchat of his cum with the caption about dead babies. #myfriendsgetme

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

But since my future husband isn't talking to me anymore I'll just have fun with option number 2..

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

Pretty sure I'm better at the "innocent slut" game than I give myself credit for.

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

When you tell people you dropped out of high school at 14 and then get into your 30 thousand dollar truck! 😂😄

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

When I get married the entire wedding party will take a beautiful picture of us all fingering the camera!

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

I don't care who you are. Money buys happiness. My truck is proof.

[☆Linds @LindsayCaldwell]

Chilling out max, relaxin all cool, not shooting b-ball cause I suck at sports...