lindsee harrell 🛸

wife, mother, teacher, advocate, bookworm, laugh inducer, over-sharer, writer, and 30 something living a great and Sci-Fi inspired life on her own UFO 🛸

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

travis kelce is like if larry the cucumber was a real person

[lindsee harrell 🛸 @Lindsee_Chantal]

I absolutely adore being a mom but I'm so ready to go back to work when we hit 8 weeks. I'm going to cry leaving her at daycare, but I've lost myself in motherhood and I long to get my identity back. She's the best gift I've ever gotten, but parenthood is HARD and I like working.

[Good Shirts @thegoodshirts]

Westboro Baptist Church has yet to respond

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

We don’t talk enough about how there was a hit song about two people who were planning to cheat on each other with other people who liked pina coladas and then when they met each other in a hotel lobby and realized they were already married they just laughed.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Parents, now is the time to be on guard. We are once again reminding you to be diligent about checking your child's candy throughout the Halloween season. Our biologists have just found THREE invasive bighead carp rolled up and shoved inside an almond joy. We are appalled.

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Someone: Ai is terrible and will ruin the world

Me: haha yeah *moves all the AI generated photos of Steve Harvey being chased by monsters to a hidden folder*

[lindsee harrell 🛸 @Lindsee_Chantal]

My favorite little peanut

[lindsee harrell 🛸 @Lindsee_Chantal]

In my mom era 💕

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

1.6 content sneak peek. no release date yet

[lindsee harrell 🛸 @Lindsee_Chantal]

After spending the last 4 days at Johns Hopkins, we're pretty sure I don't need to give birth immediately, and we can try to get baby girl as close to 37 weeks as possible! Huge progress from my emergency transfer here Thursday. So thankful for the great staff and docs!

[lindsee harrell 🛸 @Lindsee_Chantal]

@AnnaKrauthamer I got this call like 3-4 months ago, right before an important virtual meeting. I was falling for it, but luckily I told them to call the other number for the account because I had to go and they couldn't tell me the last 4 digits of my husband's #. Thats when I figured it out

[lindsee harrell 🛸 @Lindsee_Chantal]

@mjemery6 After our 2 year infertility and loss battle... I'm anxious to meet her but so so thankful she's here at all!! I can't wait and it's getting worse the closer we get to her due date ❤️

[lindsee harrell 🛸 @Lindsee_Chantal]

I just realized Ive been pregnant for almost all of 2023 and I'm so thankful I'll meet this little girl in 2 months 💕

[sandra 𐙚 @folkausten]

mr darcy's mojo dojo casa house

[Nicole @gaycrouton]

Fox Mulder is Kenough

[alexandra 🐝✨ @lexxor]

their job is beach

[lindsee harrell 🛸 @Lindsee_Chantal]

Why are there so little resources out there for deaf parents or am I just looking in the wrong spots? My husband is functionally deaf without his hearing aids and we need a baby monitor he'll respond to in the middle of the night so it doesn't all become my responsibility

[cora @ghostofeste]

Betty, one time I was riding on my skateboard, when I passed your mojo dojo casa house, it’s like I couldn't breathe