LindseyKateReynolds

SPF 70. Silence Breaker. Rescue Pittie Dog Mom. Vermouth enthusiast.

[LindseyKateReynolds @LindseyKateR]

@cityhighschool it’s grossly inappropriate that your flag is half mast today. I’m assuming it’s for yet another school shooting and not the white supremacist/homophobic racist radical, right ?

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

running the prospect park loop the wrong way

[LindseyKateReynolds @LindseyKateR]

Max Halley, sandwich master in London, gives the best answers to inane questions: https://t.co/buZxB4fvrR

[Travon Free @Travon]

As good as Barbie is, it would have been 10 times better if she stopped to visit her mom Jennifer Coolidge.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

“My AC won’t get my house under 85 degrees despite the fact that it’s brand new and set at 75”

My sister in Christ we are experiencing 20 straight days of 110 degrees there is nothing wrong with your AC we just do not have the infrastructure to manage climate change

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

society if new york allowed grocery stores to sell wine and liquor

[LindseyKateReynolds @LindseyKateR]

Omg the Big Cow Milk Lobbyists got Aubrey Plaza and an expensive ad agency watch out y’all. #gotmilk

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

On second thought, don't keep Austin weird

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Every curb in Austin today...

[LindseyKateReynolds @LindseyKateR]

Highly recommend going to a small town animal shelter’s FB ™️ page and looking at pictures of them bringing dogs to nursing homes. It will make you believe in humanity again. 🐶 🤎

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

$25/hour minimum wage.

[LindseyKateReynolds @LindseyKateR]

Missing my angel today.
https://t.co/U4y288g68r

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

netflix and chill is over it's time to hbo max and climax

[LindseyKateReynolds @LindseyKateR]

Shout out to Sharon Von Etten for making her latest album the perfect soundtrack for a week in which my dog died and I got laid off. ✌🏻

[maya kosoff @mekosoff]

retail in 2023 involves choosing between going to walgreens and doing ur shopping by having a worker unlock each individual item for you from behind plexiglas, or trying to decide between IOCBYHZ, BANKKY, or KLAQQED spatulas on amazon https://t.co/6rC3AuT9qK

[LindseyKateReynolds @LindseyKateR]

I'm back writing for @Treehugger and of course this precious pig had to be my first article: https://t.co/zuadUYcQcU

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

has anyone referred to the gas stove thing as a heated debate yet

[LindseyKateReynolds @LindseyKateR]

Can NOT believe the dragon show won over this literal masterpiece of a TV show.

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

BETTER CALL SAUL has now been nominated for 46 Emmy's and 7 Golden Globes

It's won ZERO.

[Bianca Betancourt @ByBiancaBee]

prince harry on ziwe when

[LindseyKateReynolds @LindseyKateR]

@altonbrown Do you still keep guns at your office and threaten/scream at employees? That's a culinary question I have.