Lindsey Smothers

Ah humor, I have it too.

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

I don’t get carded anymore and it is pretty offensive

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

Chris brown cancelling the concert hours before is the reason I have trust issues

[inmedialife @inmedialife]

Nobody:
The bottom left corner of my screen:
#thebachelor

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Be careful who you share good news with.

[sk @kirkxxs]

every episode of America’s Next Top Model was just Tyra Bank’s version of squid games

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

I was excited to see my roommates come home until they make me watch the Conjuring with them @blakeleysky @em_diane1

[to a homeless guy: sorry i don’t believe in fiat @websiteidi0t]

Big deal, I’ve been fired twice too

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

Sorry I was late, I was getting coffee

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

@blakeleysky No thank you

[Egypt @gypstaaa]

We’re not friends when we play Uno. I don’t choose peace when I play. Violence wins every single time.

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

@blakeleysky Yesssssss let’s do it

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

@blakeleysky Unlike your bra

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

Only my mom would answer a potential spam call

[Haz @_Hazpilicueta]

Best not tell this guy any secrets

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

@FreedBrianna Hi friend 👋🏻

[Rads @_radsy]

once you reach a certain age if you pull an all-nighter, you die

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

All I want for Christmas is an adult sized scooter

[Lindsey Smothers @Lindseysmo9]

@theofficialxkae @kattt_nava Pink