Lindsey Johnson

Sabrina Lee 10.31.12👧🏻 Declan James 12.19.18👦🏻; Mrs. Johnson 10.05.19👰🏼🤵🏻; make up lover.💄

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindseywitter]

This too shall pass

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All this weight is getting heavy.

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Sabrina keeps asking for things and I just respond with is your room clean and she just straight walks away

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Tired

[Alexis Wobser @epilexii]

I literally don’t know what to do anymore

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You know you go to the right dentist when the hygienist gets on the floor to demonstrate how your grandma taught her to make ice cream only to make my daughter comfortable.

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It’s literally been such a shitty weekend

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My phone is possessed

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I’m so stressed

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I hate asking people for help. So I just do it all alone. It’s going to be a busy ass weekend

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[Lindsey Johnson @Lindseywitter]

Why’re rugs so god damn expensive?!

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So frustrated today

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@pulte Pay off my car!

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What a long day..

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I’m so excited to buy a bird feeder

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I fucking love plants

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@mal_logan I voted McDonald’s but I love burger kings French toasts sticks, everything else is awful otherwise it would be BK. 🤣

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@sara_rumbutiss This is the exact reason that I always wear my glasses while driving long distance.