Line Storjordet

Jeg sier ikke så mye, og det skal du være glad for!

[Line Storjordet @LineStorjordet]

@EllenSReitan 🤦🏼‍♀️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The new tagline for twitter/X is “Blaze your glory!” I hope they offer a less enthusiastic option for British users. Perhaps something along the lines of “give it a go” or “it is what it is”

[Øyvind Solstad ☀ @osol]

Tidenes dummeste rebranding.

[Karpi @karpi]

I've asked an AI to generate a trailer for a HEIDI movie and now I can never sleep again

[Leif Bersweden @LeifBersweden]

Forget-me-not fun fact: the yellow ring at the flower’s centre fades to white after pollination, signalling to insects there’s no more nectar. The insects therefore learn to visit the flowers that haven’t yet been pollinated, ensuring no forget-me-not flower is forgotten 🤙

[Line Storjordet @LineStorjordet]

@Frk_Mona Peon, tulipaner og blåbær klare for sol og varme 🌞

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@CSpange Faen Skjære 😂👏🏻

[Thomas Wergeland @wergelandkunst]

Det er en historie bak dette flagget. En eldre dame stod foran meg. Hun ville se kongen, da hun var bekymret dette kanskje var siste gangen han ville klare det.
Flagget hadde vært hennes far sitt.
Og på trestangen var det inngravert hans navn og «1945»

[Line Storjordet @LineStorjordet]

@madamknipe Nydelig! Min skjorte har mormor dekorert med nupereller og den er noe av det flotteste jeg eier ❤

[Line Storjordet @LineStorjordet]

@sirimietinen Klatresesongen er i gang 💚🥒🌱

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Elon changed the Twitter algorithm so we could all
be exposed to the maga peeps more regularly (and I guess be persuaded).

So having been exposed to them more regularly for a few months now, one thing really sticks out:

My God, these people are fucking stupid.

[Line Storjordet @LineStorjordet]

Det beste med @bbceurovision er Twitter 🤩

[Leena Malkki @LeenaMalkki]

How totally CRAZY has #Finland gone with Cha Cha Cha? Let's take a look.

1. This is the Finnish Association for National Conservation, the oldest environmental organisation in Finland. Not exactly your typical meme factory.
#Eurovision #euroviisut #Käärijä

[Line Storjordet @LineStorjordet]

@sukkerslott Voksenpoeng! 🏆

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@danjoanei Forbanner den indre klokka som ikke forstår konseptet helg. Prøver intenst å sove litt til. Prøver å overse katten som også er våken, og suuuulten! Gir opp. Lager kaffe ☕

[jonathanwatts @jonathanwatts]

Lula in inauguration speech: “Brazil does not need to deforest to expand the agricultural frontier, but to replant 30 million (square kilometres of) cleared areas. There is no need to invade our biomes.”

[Adam Tranter @adamtranter]

A study showed that M25 widening did not result in less congestion, but rather more people used it and quickly gobbled up extra capacity. The economic model to justify the investment relied on the promise of higher traffic speeds.

I promise you, one more lane won’t fix it.

[Line Storjordet @LineStorjordet]

@einardag Alltid koselig med blomster! Tror du er trygg her, altså (ref. Googles svar på blomsterspråk for roser):