The Real Glinner

A wet, flaccid rat penis.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

To the Fourth Wall: Jesus shit I've been at this for only an hour and I'm bored and tired of sweeping through threads.

How the fuck does a man do it for 12 hours a day, tweeting every 8 minutes, for four years?

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

@RichardOrrett @weathagirl The proper use for Mumsnet is to send women dick pics

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

Based on real events.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

Finally replaced the cheese grater.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

JK would never surrender her ovaries, how would she be a woman without them? We need to emphasize the uterus more, maybe even make it the only thing that defines a woman's role in society, otherwise sex isn't real!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

So true. Without my ovaries I wouldn’t have feelings or emotions. My husband is basically a fleshy robot incapable of feeling either pain or pleasure, whereas I, with my ovaries, am a frantic whirl of giddy emotion. #progressive #definitelynotmisogyny

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

@MisterRatt @paperghost @sjsuth You make a fair point. But I know the eyes of the TRA-controlled Twitter police are on me now. Me, a legitimate, credible threat!

If I wasn't a threat, that would mean I was acting like some sort of dumpster fire because of the spiral my life has taken since tweeting 12hrs/day.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

@MisterRatt @paperghost @sjsuth Never accept substitutions!

This couldn't possibly be me in disguise! Because it made me laugh.

I mean in order to set this up, you would be suggesting I, the real Glinner, suddenly had dozens of hours of free time because of some recent event. Total nonsense!

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

@xi_GoinHam @HippyDippyHay @troubledskies @MC_Brussels @notCursedE @JoannieJoJoJo @robjessel @CWAgencyUK @CBGBooks @Damian_Barr Actually, I prefer using the term TRA because it's a code word that a casual news reporter doesn't know how to search for.

It's like having a hidden language with your supporters because I'm 12 and know deep down what I'm saying is wrong but I don't have the courage to say it.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

Alternately some have proposed it was my overuse of the very clever joke "Ok groomer", a word play that is more like, I picked up a rhyming dictionary and decided, in my comedic wisdom because I am so talented, to introduce a term of attack 6 months after the Boomer meme peaked.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

@DakotaCawe @TodayLgb @PaulRChase @spikedonline @PaulEmbery @Glinner @Twitter @jack @parler_app Are you implying that social media is finally using the same software they used to kick ISIS off the platform but are just applying it to all kinds of hate speech now?

The same software that we wanted to use, but couldn't, because it covered certain Tory MPs?

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

TRAs would have you believe the recent spat of social media bans are because companies are using the tools law enforcement has used to cripple ISIS on other forms of hate speech, because they fit the same patterns.

To that: How is it hate speech when it pleasures me so?

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

@ProfessionalJu2 @jk_rowling @reddit Absolutely scandalous that we don't have a place to support a billionaire financially anymore. How will we find the links to her kickstarters now?

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

Some people have said "Graham (if you really are Graham), how are you using Twitter? Weren't you banned?"

It would be pathetic for a grown man to go the trouble of getting a VPN, hang out at a public library, browsing Twitter on the brand new mobile he bought to evade a ban.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

After all, if a man isn't able to tell women what women are, then it would have no basis in science. Who's going to do the science? The women? That's just more of the insidious #WarOnWomen trying to take away rational, reasonable discourse away from reasonable people.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

I personally would like to thank everyone using the #IStandWithGlinner hashtag to voice your opposition to the Women's Institute for their science denying claim that women should be able to define what women are without male input.

[Wooloo | @mockwooloo.bsky.social @MockWooloo]

@notCursedE Ok but I think I at least deserve a bonus point for my hand-drawn Glinner.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

@spikedonline @Glinner I want to thank Spiked for not mentioning my habit of adopting gender non-conforming language "ironically" and always getting increasingly angry whenever I have to stop.

Also for not mentioning my level of tweeting accounts to about 14 tweets an hour, 12 hours a day.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

https://t.co/MvaW4QZt3d

Another attempt by the science deniers to silence women just because one of the founders of the prestigious LGB Alliance thinks a woman's uterus is communal property.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

@lauren992911 How true, we should all protect her from the people who harass her just because she supports conversion therapy for gay children who don't know better.

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

Nothing says greatness like wanting to see children beaten for liking the wrong kind of gentials by their reasonable, passionate clergy. #ILoveJKRowling

[The Real Glinner @LinehanReal]

Absolutely spot on! And that's why us Science Believers are going to take the next step and give gay children electroshock treatments to fix them so they aren't vulnerable to predatory TRAs.

[Sophie ♂ @asophiething]

“TERFs” are NOT transphobic! I’ve befriended hundreds of “TERFs” and they’ve all been some of the smartest, most empathetic women I’ve ever had the pleasure of speaking with.
TRAs view recognizing sex as violence. Their judgement isn’t to be trusted. It’s calculated! #TERFisAslur