The locals told me that the man used Kisii voodoo.
The Mandazi Monopolist.
Six o'clock in Donholm
The air smells like dust, diesel, and frying dough.
I am sitting in a car, staring at a crowd of 200 people.
They are packed on line like christian faithfuls were Moses to appear selling the orginal bible. Some carry all types of carries: Care four , Tuskys , plastic bowls..
On top of the line is a man selling triangular shaped mandazis out of a battered aluminium container. The fire is live. This is evening fast food the Nairobi way.
I was new to the area. I get curious are these people daft? A man passes me and I ask:
"Is there no one else selling mandazis here?"
"Around the corner," he said. "Ten other people are frying them."
"Are they different?"
"Same triangle."
"Are they cheaper?"
"Same ten bob."
"So why is everyone suffocating in this line?"
"Go around the corner," he shrugged. "You will be served instantly. Because absolutely nobody is buying from them"
Ten competitors offering the exact same product, for the exact same price, with zero waiting time.
And they were starving for customers.
Meanwhile, one man had a monopoly on the neighborhood's fast food appetite.
And why did he have all the customers for a similar product and same price?
If you guessed its not logic, you are right.
If you say it’s voodoo, you are absolutely right.
I spent years trying to figure out why that kind of queue existed.
The locals joked that the man used Kisii voodoo.
They were wrong about where it was sourced, but they were right about the magical aspect of the enterprise.
Because it is the exact same voodoo Safaricom used to swallow the Kenyan telco market whole.
The same voodoo Equity Bank used to make traditional banks look like expensive dinosaurs.
The same voodoo that turned a dead television channel into the only thing an entire nation watches at 7 PM.
And I was there.
To the untrained eye, it looks like a Greek god Athens miracle.
It isn’t.
For in every phenomenal we label a miracle there is an exact science behind it
Labeling( as all labeling usualy is ) is our brains judging what we don't understand.
Its a science .
Do you want to scale up your business in the African continent ?
Then its simple , infact its just one decision. (About something so simple that when I tell you what it was, you will wonder why everyone did not do it)
Stop Competing. Start Stealing.
The mandazi man knew a fundamental truth about human psychology that his competitors were too occupied with doing to see
The three corporate giants who stole the sky knew it, too.
If you are trying to scale in the African market by simply using imported templates, you are playing by the old rules.
Which is exactly why you are losing.
Stealing the Sky is the unfair operational advantage you are looking for.
It strips the "magic" away from market dominance and hands you the actual scale formula for the continent.
You can keep waiting in line.
Or you can learn how to build the queue.
Stop losing to inferior competitors.
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What Reddit Just Told Us About Dolly Parton (And About Ourselves)
I asked a simple question yesterday: what was it about Dolly Parton that made her Reddit's favourite human?
I was not prepared for what came back.
Reddit is divided on almost everything. Politics, religion and is banana a true fruit ?The division is almost the point . But somewhere over the years, a loud consensus formed around Dolly Parton. Yes her music and her movies and her rhinestones were great . However the consensus was about her goodness.
I asked why and Here is what came back.
"She's the one person in the world that has never said a bad word about anyone and she made the world a better place."
"Her Imagination Library provided millions of FREE books for kids from birth to age 5. She was raised in abject poverty and worked hard to support those in need. She established scholarships. Provided disaster relief. Donated to medical research. I can't recall anyone saying a bad word about her in the press."
"She was REAL — humanity wise, if not necessarily physically. Generous, loving, talented, open, honest. She's in a very small and limited crew of people I'd want to represent humanity to space aliens. Dolly Parton, Fred Rogers, Keanu Reeves. It's a very short list."
"She had no hidden agenda, no pseudo personality for the cameras and something else at home. She freely admitted, with no apology, that her external appearance was applied — but affirmed she liked looking that way. No apologies, no side-stepping. Just Dolly. If she saw a problem, she tried to fix it. Without fuss and without fanfare."
"She seemed to be put on Earth to remind us of our humanity. Those type of people are rare and make everyone feel like no matter what, it's going to be OK."
And then this one — about how she wrote I Will Always Love You as a breakup song for her mentor when she was ready to leave his show. A song about loving someone enough to let them go. Whitney Houston made it famous. Dolly wrote it first, from a place of grace( TIL)
"She was impossible to get mad at. What sane person attacks Dolly Parton?"
I want to briefly tell you something about the dead and current online trends:
When the founder of OnlyFans passed, I hopped on the threads. The opinion was undivided that he had made the world a nastier place( not in those words ) Those comments were raw ( its why I remembered them ).They made me uncomfortable, because my African heritage teaches you to respect the dead. Even in church we say rest in peace.
But then the thread turned and the full anger landed on Steve Jobs. This was because Jobs had also died of cancer and was also a tech creator. They were very angry that he had not taken his symptoms seriously earlier. They were angry because they wanted him still here ( Apple vs Porn)
That is legacy. And legacy is the only currency that survives you.
Back to Dolly.
The question is not what made Dolly Parton special.
The question the comments are really asking is what it would mean to live in a way that leaves people saying that about you. What it would mean to be Dolly in this World?
The capacity is already in you. You knew what good looked like when you saw it. That recognition did not come from nowhere.
Rest in power, Dolly. Reddit's favourite human.
— Linus Kipaji
Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.
Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).
A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.
At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC
In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA
@NYCMayor What a great person.
She was an inspiration on the ultimate potential of man : created in the image of God , a fallen angel but can rise by concious effort.
Her good heart has inspired many around the globe to be more
@NYCMayor What a great person.
She was an inspiration on the ultimate potential of man : created in the image of God , a fallen angel but can rise by concious effort.
Her good heart has inspired many around the globe to be more
There is a moment your company doing an ad, and the agency says "start with kuwakubusha tu" . Steve called it agency bullshit. Zero creativity. Credit to @KBCTV for coming up with that during the World Cup.
@Mary_ork First off, authors may all your heart desires be fulfiled. Writing a book🙏 is the least harmful expression you can put in this world. Wrote my first in 2019(Theme forgiveness). Authored 3 in 2026. Published one👇, July 16th. Can I follow you @ author central ?
@LarryMadowo 6 months ago published. Reddit called it "now this is a good post mambo ya kuachwa na kuachana mpeleke huko facebook" Larry Madowo road to CNN . Documentary
https://t.co/y4zJuxs3FN