Linz is Veri.fied

614.
Mediocre at a lot of things.
Tweeting into the void.
👵:LinzMM

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

This. All of this.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The Supreme Court is apparently only there to remove the rights of women and minorities, at this point.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Having critical thinking skills right now is exhausting

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

The media really needs to be pushing the narrative that either ICE is doing what Trump ordered and killing innocent people in the street, or they're out of control and not listening to him at all. The first would be illegal and the second would be such an insult to his ego...

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

Mornings are the worst, because you wake and remember all over again that person is no longer there and never will be again.

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

@KrystiBrice @JesseCharlesLee @NastyOldWomyn He knows exactly what he's doing.

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

These videos from Chicago literally make my chest hurt.

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

@lisa_liberal It's giving The Righteous Gemstones.

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

Before y'all leave in the rapture tomorrow my cashapp is $LinzMM.

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

Me: The baby can breathe, right?

@FPeriod: Yeah, there's nothing between her face and the air.

🫡

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

You really can't fix stupid. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

She tried to warn you, America.

Which she? Take your pick.

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

It's still Twitter.
It's still the Gulf of Mexico.

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

I just looked at Musk's page and holy shit this wackadoodle whose hand is up the President's ass is really retweeting posts from pages like EndWokeness and people are eating it up. This Country has become a really bad reality show.

[Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3]

@NotTodayEric Me. I need to hear this.