FrJimsDogLionel

I was once a dog that was almost adopted by @FatherJimChern. But a freak tire issue or a 6mph wind caused him to decide otherwise. My ashes will be on eBay.

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@FakeLino @FakestTyler @linorulli @bearsarefast @MSUNewmanMouse @RatInfestedNYC @catholicguyshow @tylers_mic @TylersFakeGF I don't know what Tyler's vocabulary or elocution have to do with my ghostly duties.

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@linorulli You look like a master I almost had. #RIPLionel

@FatherJimChern

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@FakestTyler @linorulli @FatherJimChern @catholicguyshow Every saw how that worked out for me.

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@linorulli is being mean to @FatherJimChern today. And @catholicguyshow Tyler is piling on.

It's making me mad.

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@ISU_Dale05 That fashion is so 20th century.

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@FakestTyler @FatherJimChern @catholicguyshow @linorulli Um, I'm already ashes. Hello?

Even the fake Tylers are as *dumb* as soup.

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@linorulli You call that a mustache?

@FatherJimChern

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@linorulli @catholicguyshow Dear Tyler,

Let me know if you want me to scare Lino while he is on his run-walk.

Love,

Lionel

@FatherJimChern

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

Today I tried to catch a ball. And dig a hole. And fetch a stick. It's tough when you're a spirit.

I can still scare cats though. And US Postal carriers. So that's cool.

@MSUNewmanMouse @RatInfestedNYC @FakestTyler

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

I like it when you say, "Alexa, meow!"

@linorulli @catholicguyshow @FatherJimChern

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@MSUNewmanMouse I'm terribly busy.

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@MSUNewmanMouse Care to show me around? In my current form, I have no problems with walls and doors.

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@FakestTyler I don't know. That was my old form. Nowadays I'm looking for people to spook. #GhostDogLionel

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@FakestTyler are you a ghost too?

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@linorulli Beats being in a box @FatherJimChern's house.

[FrJimsDogLionel @LionelChern]

@FatherJimChern I can buy my own ashes. Whoa.

@linorulli @catholicguyshow @MSUNewmanMouse