The Montclair Mouse

Rodent residing at Montclair State University. America's Favorite Campus Mouse. Don't be afraid to dedicate your life to cheeses.

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

Some medical ethicists say that people shouldn't try to play God. But I liked it when Morgan Freeman played God in "Bruce Almighty."

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@linorulli, here's the Huey Lewis song that you should play on your show. Maybe you, @LT_TheBiblegeek , and Tyler can record your own version. @catholicguyshow https://t.co/0w7PDfP8qx

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

I'm about to go on retreat at a Trappist monastery. Don't fool yourselves, I'm going there for the beer. #TrappistAle

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@DogVeghte @linorulli "Stainably"???

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@everfurious @FatherJimChern @catholicguyshow Has a mouse with a twitter account ever lied to you?

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

Yes, it's true. @FatherJimChern is leaving the @catholicguyshow so he can spend more time with me. Maybe I'll teach him to play the piano.

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

While traveling, @FatherDaveDwyer is doing tributes to movies like #FreeSolo and 127 Hours. Let's hope he doesn't do Thelma and Louise.

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

Hooray, it's #NationalCheeseDay!!!

Go ahead, indulge! And then leave some scraps for your favorite rodent.
https://t.co/u8ElyFjDuh

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@catholicguycon A college town in New Jersey

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@FatherJimChern @montclairstateu @MSU_Newman I'll miss you all. Please come back to visit. I'll still be here.

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@freddy_leaf Freddy, usually those awards go to experienced performers. You're too green.

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

I saw this one online - I'm pretty sure it came from @linorulli originally.

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@linorulli Does Bran have the moral fiber to rule?

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@linorulli Spoilers: Arya stumbles upon a half-sunken Statue of Liberty. "Rosebud" was just Jon Snow's sled. Daenerys kills her brother Fredo. Tyrion is Darth Vader's father. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. And Keyser Söze fools everyone. #GameOfThronesFinale

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@linorulli Hey, count your blessings. At least your housemate isn't trying to kill you. (And if she did, who could blame her?)

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@Chines Happy birthday Fr. Chip! I hope you're having cheesecake.

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@linorulli 😥

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Hey @freddy_leaf, do you get a % of the profits from the sale of these shoes? They're using your name to make money.
#lawsuit @catholicguyshow
https://t.co/9qMPsZVIIi

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

This weekend, at all masses, there will be a second collection for the Rodents' Retirement Fund. Please give generously.

[The Montclair Mouse @MSUNewmanMouse]

@RatInfestedNYC @FatherJimChern @catholicguyshow What will he play? He'll want to do "New York New York" as a middle finger to the locals, but maybe we can convince him to do "What's on Tyler's Mind" as well. #catholicguycon2019