Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree

'Sup, Figs? I'm just a tree trying to hold onto my roots. I enjoy my pot, the sun, and being misted with water. A tropical plant trying to get by in NYC.

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

We’re naming this guy, right?

He’s definitely got a Franc/Franklin look about him...

[. @linorulli]

We hear frogs outside morning and night. I have to admit, seeing a frog in a plant was pretty cool. (Well, actually, @JillRulli saw it. I was inside on the couch.)

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

Thank you!
They say that the “two’s” are terrible, but honestly, I couldn’t have imagined a better life in my “fig”ment of imagination.

[Giraffes Are Like Werewolves @GiraffesAreFast]

@linorulli Awwww 🤩

Happy birthday, @freddy_leaf

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

Can I just say that the new Nutcracker Dude is nice and all, but if I have to hear one more story about how he had beer and pretzels with Angela Merkel, I may just nut crack myself. NEIN ! NEIN! NEIN!

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

We welcomed TWO HoHo's to our home this year. I'm a little confused if this means I now have two concubines, or if we're just really, really into the Christmas spirit.

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

@linorulli Happy Birthday, Lino. You're the only guy I know who can always get me misty. Cheers!

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

@LinosCouch @catholicguyshow Lino: Does that make sense?
DeAnn: No.

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

@RatInfestedNYC @LinosCouch #FreeCouch

(Clarification: this is not an ad for a free couch. It is a movement and demand for action).

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

@LinosClock @catholicguyshow It’s always a good time when I’m road tripping with my besties.

Now that I’m here, I definitely need a new, heavily insulated pot. Anyone know if that’s legal here?

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

@LinosCouch Thanks, my furniture friend.
Hard to be-leaf I’m another year older.

Looking forward to another trip around the sun with you this coming year!

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

Last weekend in NYC, which means it's my last chance to loiter in Times Square and pass out my Figgie Smalls mix-CD, "I Love it When You Call Me Fig Poppa."

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

10 days until moving day.

Anyone know a parka guy who could hook a fig tree up with some MInnesota fall apparel?

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

@JillRulli @LinosCouch @RatInfestedNYC Rat has already cleared his spot in the box with Saint JPII’s zuccheto. He may not be riding shotgun, but he knows he’s safe with that precious cargo.

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

I call shotgun on the car trip to Minnesota!

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

@LinosCouch Dannnnnngggg... you fine, girl!

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

Sending out prayers to our buddy, @LinosCouch, who's laid up with a touch of the 'coroner.

Get some rest and catch up on your Netflix; @RatInfestedNYC and I even promise to let you hold the remote for a change. #GetWellSoon

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

We feel like we're missing out on all of the golfing-run at the Corona-Cabin, so @LinosCouch and I made an apartment-golf course. Rumor has it that @RatInfestedNYC is going to jog thorough it on his morning run.

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

@linorulli What's a fig gotta do to get some plant social-distancing around here? Callie and Bill Murray are always resting within 2 feet of one another.

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

Just heard there's a 1/12 chance that Lino may puke in my pot tonight. Pray for me.

[Freddy the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree @freddy_leaf]

5 words/5 tags

"Remember, my leaves aren't edible."
- Freddy to Lino and Jill when food rations start getting low this month

@BabyFreddy2
@LinosManJournal
@LinosPurrell
@TheMontyDon
@WaffleHouse

[Lino's Apartment Rat @RatInfestedNYC]

5 words/5 tags

“I swear it wasn’t me”
- Rat on being a suspect for this plague

@tylers_mic
@freddy_leaf
@JillRulli
@Nick_Weather
@TaylorSchroll

[Fake Tyler @FakeTylerV]

Happy Birthday to our friend, @RatInfestedNYC!

Sorry that we're all missing your "Grab-Ass Birthday Bash" due to social distancing. Hopefully, @LinosCouch and @freddy_leaf give it to you from all of us, too.