Meerkat Jones

We are nothing.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

Bob Dylan would be the greatest artist of all time if he just shut the fuck up

[doomer @uncledoomer]

core cpi excludes food and energy, the two things you buy. it measures inflation for a man who doesn't eat or drive. that man is doing fine. the fed checks on him constantly

[Based Brando (slur money era) @legit_scumbag]

There's a wigger somewhere right now sitting in a hardcore AA meeting, nodding off his 350 mg methadone dose.. snapping to attention and proudly swaggering up to collect his 1yr clean chip while the room slow claps ,half leering with judgement... It's millions of these men , and they are the ones closest to God

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

@pdot1123_ @ComradeSnake If you read about modern military special forces and the stories they have some people really do love being in the shit.

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

@pdot1123_ @ComradeSnake Ernst was many things I don't think traumatized was one of them. The reason I think the book is such an engaging read is it really is a guy telling is war stories he communicates the humor, horror and beauty of it all unlike other books about WW1.

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

@munchgod3000 I don't think you are reading this question properly

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

@Wavy667_ after hitting eternaus this week I can confidently say it does not get better you just get molested faster.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

@professorgaysex I wouldn't say they are more "skilled" they are just much faster and can afford to move much more plus the strikes they absorb are not as damaging. Their is a reason van was literally able to just stand up out of mount in this fight something you just can't do at 185.

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

@wanted4mogging Blasian thanksgiving must go crazy.

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

@Eric_Erins I always got a chuckle out of Denver when approaching the city you can feel the exact moment the settlers saw the Rockies and went "yeah fuck that".

[Bazooka Joe ™️ @bazookajoeOG]

Dudes will buy a $95,000 Silverado and the only thing they haul is their fat wife.

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

@YRukov93458 @sigma_lion_29 @DLCDonut Its funny you are dying on this deformity hill brother did you read the sentence before that?

[Meerkat Jones @Liqondece]

@yurddlc2 The issue with picking blue is you are letting India, China and Africa decide your fate. Even if the entire rest of the world votes blue we still would not be able to cross the 50% threshold.

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: did you pay your half of the rent?
my roommate frogney dangerfield: i tell ya i get no respect. now that i'm a frog i told my wife i hope things wont be different between us, she said not at all - she's been waitin' years for me to croak
me: frogney they are going to evict us