Brig

I survived the UNN Rickenbacker and all I got was this stupid bio

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

this is not the post i was thinking of at all but lol

[Brig @LiquidBrig]

@KiingStarscream

[Bob @iwasvinegar]

But.. I.. I don't want to... those people spent a very long time making those websites.... Destroying those websites would hurt their feelings...... I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings anymore....

[dylan @soggy_sao]

There is no clearer example of the gap between the Beach Boys and the Beatles than the fact that John Lennon was so evil that he inspired a peaceful man to kill him, while Dennis Wilson invited a serial killer into his home and he didn't kill any of them, not even bald Mike Love

[〙🌸 pris 🌸 〘 @prisyum]

minors on the internet used to pretend to be adults n mind their own business but now they pick fights with adults n try to be like "noooo you cant fight back after i tried to spread libel about you, im 17!!1!"

[Brig @LiquidBrig]

I actually think all video games should have a built in speedrun detector that offs your character in the most looney tunes ass way possible and subjects the player to a 3 hour long unskippable cutscene of the antagonist doing a bunch of weekend at bernie's shit with your corpse

[DarkViperAU @DarkViperAU]

And people didn’t believe me back in the day when I used to LITERALLY lose entire runs because of this. It’s crazy. I really REALLY hope Rockstar doesn’t implement this system in GTA 6 lol.

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The Los Santos drunk driver does not concern themselves with speed runners

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

i love youtube

[Granite Mtn. @gran1te_mtn]

“Your child’s assignment is in ParentVue. Have you checked Canvas? The homework is in EduSpot. The grades are available on Teacherly. I mentioned this in the WhatsApp group. It was literally sent to your comcast dot net email address. Canvas has it for you. It’s in Canvas.”

[Brig @LiquidBrig]

Good morning

[Spider_Criminal @Spider_Criminal]

Stuff you don’t want from a loot crate in 2016

[-------- (comms open) @M4nzel]

Classic Saturday night.

[Brig @LiquidBrig]

@kimberllenaa Everything

[The Fishe is back!🔜MFF @AsturiasFishe]

Imagine doing 20 over and the BMW is still tailgating you so you channel the pirate instincts of your ancestors and blast that scurvy dog with your battery like a chaser cannon

[taoki @justalexoki]

they're doing cucks of christmas past now

[The Commune Idiot @prolepilled]

Thanks to AI technology we can now sythesize lumpen fantasies of "hitting it big" with racist fantasies of cuckoldry, creating marvels previously unimaginable.
Behold, the Lumpencuck.

[𝔹𝕃𝔼𝕊𝕂𝔼ℝ ★★★ @Boshikage_Yowie]

You really can't point out flaws in an objective bad game without having cornball niggas in your ear going "Erm, skill issue"

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You laugh, but in 35 years, your grandchildren will find that spoon at the back of a kitchen drawer when they clean out your house after you die and then toss it in the garbage

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

Guys, if said Pharmacist decides that they want to go get a chicken sandwich for lunch, the entire pharmacy closes. Please watch yall’s mouths!