Lisa Wright

Writer. Teacher. GAA fanatic. / Écrivante. Enseignante. Appréciatriste de toute chose AAG.

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

“Umm I smell poop but I can’t find it” and other weirder quotes you hear from the neighbour parents.

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

“Why is there smoke coming from the laundry machine” and other weird things you hear from the neighbours’ kids.

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

“Why is there smoke coming from the laundry machine” and other weird things you hear from the neighbours’ kids.

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

#AllBirthdaysMatter

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

Not sure what weird subliminal messages are in @GuyFieri’s #TournamentOfChampions that make me feel so happy when I watch it, but I’m here for it.

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

Don’t buy from @HondaCanada. Their clutches burn out at 25K km and it’s your fault. If that were the case, the clutch on my @Nissan would have burned out 75k km ago. Way to go @nissancanada for outlasting the stupid @Honda Civic.

[CanadiansStuckInPeru @StuckPeru]

Canadians stuck in Peru!

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

Hey @TimHortons, my fiancé is wondering why you don’t have just regular toast and toast sandwiches made with regular toast. Thanks.

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

Apparently the only way @AirCanada deals with customer service is via twitter? 9 phone calls, 3 emails, and a Facebook message later, still no answer. When are you going to reply?

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

Obviously Team Canada’s pump-up song is sung by @ShaniaTwain #up #worldgaelicgames

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

I'm raising money for Send Lisa to Ireland for Canada Camogie. Click to Donate: https://t.co/p0TzVUs7ub via @gofundme

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

How excited is @VancityReynolds to be the newest #DisneyPrincess? #PrincessDeadpool

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

I love how the girls and the guys on #TitanGames do the same stuff at the same weight! #beastmode Great development @TheRock! Love it!

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

Beat Bobby Flay? Ehhh. Show me #cutthroatkitchen where it’s Alex Guarnaschelli vs Anne Burrell vs Lynn Crawford 🇨🇦 vs Gordon Ramsay. We’ll find out the real #bestchefinamarica @FoodNetwork

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

Want tix to and/or from Ireland and back?! 10$!!! #GAA #gaelicfootball #hurling #win #freetickets hmu!

[IrishMusicOttawa @IrishMusicOtt]

An amazing Irish/Celtic concert next Wed in #Ottawa Benefit for fire victims. @brigidswellpub https://t.co/J3KEYlUSuN @iradioca @OttawaGaels

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

I hear #Ireland calling, do you? Message me for a chance to win!… https://t.co/nWzG3cw2qY

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

@SnappyScreen I wish you had one for personal/home use! It'd save us gingers so much time and effort!

[Emme Reynolds @TheEmmeReynolds]

Me: I'm a little afraid of public speaking.
7: Just imagine everyone in the crowd has ice cream & are so happy they don't care what you say.

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

Cmoooon Ottawa!!! #stackthepads50 @Sportsnet

[Lisa Wright @LisCollsWri]

We could use one! #hattrick49 go Sens go!! @Sportsnet