Lisa Alpe

Mom, Texas Longhorn, Astros fan, attorney, Texan

[Phil Kerpen @kerpen]

November 18, 2020 (when everybody should have known better) Tim Walz re-imposed a lockdown including full closures of:

Dine-in restaurants, theaters, cinemas, concert halls, festivals, fairs, vendor fairs, museums, performance venues, stadiums, arcades, bowling alleys, gymnasiums, fitness centers, recreation centers, indoor sports facilities, indoor climbing facilities, trampoline parks, indoor and outdoor exercise facilities, martial arts facilities, dance and exercise studios, racetracks, paintball, go-karts, mini-golf, performance venues, festivals, fairs, vendor fairs, and amusement parks.

https://t.co/ujmTV3y2Ll

[Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante]

Even on CNN, they understand that Kamala Harris is a flip flopper:
Dana Bash: "In the 2020 primary, the VP praised the Defund the Police movement, and now she says she doesn't support defunding the Police.
She called for decriminalizing crossing the border illegally, now she supports President Biden's policy for 'clamping down' at the border.
She supported Medicare for all at one point, eliminating private insurance, her campaign says she doesn't support that now.
She's reversed herself on a fracking ban.
What do you think that voters should think when she's reversed herself on several issues just in the last 4 years?"
Laphonza Butler: "Voters should think she's a human being who learns new things every single day."
Dana Bash: "No concern about flip flopping?"
Laphonza Butler: "No concern about flip flopping."

Kamala Sutra has taken nearly every position imaginable.

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

The fastest woman in the world is a Texas Longhorn.

Congratulations Julian Alfred 🏆

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@SWHSTigerDebate @jennifer_blaine @jervayne @SpringWoodsHigh @SBISD @Perez4Texas @chris_earnest21 @GonzalChris Congrats! Well-deserved honor.

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

Thank you @MichaelBerrySho for highlighting this school funding problem! #txlege needs to tackle the hard problems and fix the very flawed recapture funding. To other ISDs in Texas- join this fight! @SBISD will continue to advocate for fair and full funding.

[JTPTexas @JTPTexas]

Please amplify. We need other Recapture districts to join the battle!

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

Great job, @KellerISD! It’s time for school boards in Texas to take a stand and tell our elected officials Austin to do their jobs and fix this broken system.

[Erin Anderson @TrueTexasTea]

NEW: @KellerISD Votes to Withhold “Robin Hood” Payment

Board President Charles Randklev says Texas’ school finance system is broken.

“Where is this money going?”

Details: https://t.co/kwgXHOmhiK
#KellerISD #TXLege

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@MayorMuecke HOOK ‘EM!

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@GregAbbott_TX Hello, Gov. Abbott. I was recently elected to the SBISD board of trustees with record turnout. 59% of our district is economically disadvantaged yet we pay millions in recapture. We are about to fall off a financial cliff if the state doesn’t raise the basic allotment.

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@whoopigsooieee What does that mean? We meant to ask you.

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@whoopigsooieee It was too bad that the Razorbacks didn’t make it to Elite 8. I can see how you’d be jealous.

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@SportsRadio610 @ClintStoerner @RealRonTheShow @tmilrealdeal Hell to the NO. Bad clubhouse karma. AND, he doesn’t deserve the Astros.

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@MayorMuecke @TeamBettencourt Absolutely unacceptable @LinaHidalgoTX.

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Say hello to baseball’s newest dynasty: The Houston #Astros, winners of four pennants in six years, now are just one win away from their second World Series championship since 2017 https://t.co/vwqJFsgYA1

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@JoshReynolds24

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Good morning to everyone but NYC, #RepBX fans & the common swine that has filled the timelines of @astros fans everywhere since you-know-what went down five years ago. They’re back in the #WorldSeries . Again. And they swept the @yankees and didn’t even need a roof. #LevelUp 🤘🏼🔥

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@adamclanton @astros @NickTurturro1 @Yankees @SportsTalk790

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@NickTurturro1 That didn’t age well. #LevelUp

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@MHShouston @MHS_Sweethearts Happy birthday!

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@jennifer_blaine @wmblaine Happy Anniversary!

[Lisa Alpe @LisaAlpe]

@MHShouston Congrats, Lennie! Well deserved!