Lisa Yates

Tea drinker and over thinker. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

[Andy Jameson @Andyjamesonswim]

You would if you could!

[MEATliquor Brixton @MEATliquorBRX]

We have contactless, just don't blame us in the morning....

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Sunday Times restaurant critic AA Gill dies aged 62, three weeks after revealing he had cancer https://t.co/UWkRrs6eyU

[Zac Goldsmith @ZacGoldsmith]

Huge strength of feeling. Here's Richmond's Council leader, willing to be expelled from his Party over Heathrow and this by-election. https://t.co/AxJ4wuwitw

[Team England @TeamEngland]

Friday fact! If #Yorkshire were a country, it would've finished 6th in the medal table at Glasgow 2014! #TeamEngland

[LBC News @LBCNews]

Morgan Stanley spokesperson tells LBC reports it is moving 2000 investment banking jobs away from London are "totally false".

[The Press @yorkpress]

A message from York to everyone in London... https://t.co/0Muw7jQFJX

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

#SuperBowl

[The Press @yorkpress]

Floods: Jorvik Viking Centre faces closure of up to a year https://t.co/5XoJrH1aro

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Realistic new year's resolutions:
Get slightly older each day
Eat more cheese
Discard old socks
Look even more puzzled
Cancel gym membership

[The Press @yorkpress]

7 fun ways to get into shape in York in 2016 https://t.co/YzCXWftb05

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

"This is the worst I've ever seen it" - central York this morning https://t.co/GZFJaDjSIC #flooding

[Daniel Wood @DW_YorksNE]

@minsterfm what is the best way for people not affected by floods to help those that are?

[Yorkshire Ambulance @YorksAmbulance]

Our crews are working hard to reach vulernable patients in the #floods Please do your part, only call 999 in a life-threatening emergency

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Quite full, actually" - Translation: I can't move, I'm hallucinating a bit and my body has taken the shape of a balloon

[Lisa Yates @LisaAstral]

@VirginTrains_EC great service at York station tonight despite delays. Thanks. #homeforchristmas

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that are starting to look like they could make decent presents:
Crisps
De-Icer
A selection of magazines
Scratch cards
Some mints

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"It's not very nice out there" - Translation: The car's underwater and the dog's blown away

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

YEEEHHHAAAWWW!!! #TheWon #F1 #USGP @LewisHamilton

[Team England @TeamEngland]

HE'S DONE IT! @GregJRutherford completes the set with World Championship long jump gold! Well done! #Beijing2015