Lisa Calcagno

🦋

[joe @JoeStokowski]

you should get fridays off of work if you're an AMC stubs a-list member

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

turned off the trump elon thing watching this instead

[cam @cam_balls]

america is so back

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Sandoval hiding out in his room while Ariana films all her endorsement commercials downstairs

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is unironically the most pathetic video i’ve ever seen. like the extent to which he did not serve is unreal

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

this is what it feels like to send an email

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

when I answer 3 emails

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me after lying the whole Uber drive

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The last three years, explained

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me saying “BUT MIND YOU” to make my connections in a story

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

Me randomly deciding to leave the club without telling anyone https://t.co/Epd3tjKlut

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

no one:

me at 2 am:

[livia soprano @ohpooryou]

September 30th October 1st

[Lisa Calcagno @LisaCalcagno]

@flickinbeanz I wish 😣😣

[James @CaucasianJames]

it won’t