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[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

FYI, @RobLowe , Royal Kingdom doesn’t have 86,000+ levels for you to have played. Can’t sell it without lying?

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

People better put a stop to this. You think the media is left leaning now, just wait. Call your congressman.

[Tim Canova @Tim_Canova]

Meanwhile, Trump’s FCC chair is about to give ABC and the other big networks a huge gift no other administration ever did, to allow them to acquire local broadcasters without limits on media concentration! https://t.co/FUKl4RN7Md

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@brianstelter 😂😂😂 Journalists sold out more than a decade ago. Stop joking. Not one of those stations keeps listeners informed of the truth. Greedy bastards.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@hannah_bobbi @ThisWeekABC @JDVance Obviously, you are a crazy-Karen liberal with TDS. You believe your assumptions are truth like you’re clairvoyant or something equally ignorant. So dumb.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

Chuck Schumer is obviously the “little spoon”.

[Scott Mason @hypnoksa]

@PramilaJayapal

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@ThisWeekABC @jonkarl @DrRichBesser Richard Besser has given allegiance to the CDC not the study of medicine. He actually believes as a physician he couldn’t be lied to or manipulated. Thank goodness not all doctors are this pompous.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@ThisWeekABC @GovChristie @stephenasmith @jonkarl Let’s not forget Chris Christie closed a major traffic-flow bridge during his term because he got mad and decided to punish his state’s voters. He’s a liar and a crybaby. #NeverForget

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@JPChamberlainX @BuzzPatterson Weird Al Jr! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

Where’s Weird Al ??

[J P Chamberlain @JPChamberlainX]

Just for you, Garth.
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"Friends in No Places"

Well I shit on my roots
Went into cahoots
With Kamala the cackling clown
I sold my soul
Called MAGA assholes
Let my fans and America down

When I woke up to see
I'd trashed my legacy
I asked y'all for a second chance
I begged ya please
I pray you won't Bud Light me
Remember when I sang "The Dance"?

But I've got friends in no places
Now that everyone knows I've got two faces
And one's ugly
That's the real me
Well I should'a stayed out of political races
But I'm not very bright; can't tie my shoe laces
Now I've got friends in no places

I guess I was wrong
Should'a stayed singin' songs
Instead of backin' that whore
Insultin' my base
Dissin' them to their face
Now everyone wants to show me the door

But I didn't mean
To cause such a scene
By shittin' on Donald J. Trump
Now everyone who
Once thought that I was cool
Is tellin' me to kiss their rump!

Yeah, I got friends in no places
The Left never liked me, it only embraces
Weirdos, commies, and freaks
Not country boys like me
Well I had a choice; I picked deuces not aces
Now where I once had "fans" there are no traces
Yeah, I've got friends in no places.

Hey I've got friends in no places
How I wish I could find something that erases
My idiocy
So y'all would still like me
Ah, somewhere among these mental cases
Is there even one who likes NASCAR races?
Oh, I've got friends in no places.

Yeah I've got friends in NO places.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@AConcertMom What are you? A five year old. Grow up.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

It’s difficult to understand how Big Brother’s Ashley passed the Bar. They must have dumbed it down for her. Vote her out tonight! #BB27

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@xxjrxxbb26xx Hahaha, yeah right, you’re a lawyer…. 🙄 In your dreams.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@libsoftiktok What a eunuch. Better check his ballsack.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@ThisWeekABC @MarthaRaddatz @SecRubio @jakejsullivan @ChrisVanHollen @NPRKelly @IanPannell @MolaReports @SteveOsunsami Martha is a laughingstock just like George and Jonathan. Entertainment mews for the mentally deranged.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@ThisWeekABC @MarthaRaddatz Martha is such a has been. She has lost her mind.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@Codex_India3 Canada’s leaders welcome all of them. They said so.

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@IndianInvasionN Canada is too busy hating the US to care about their own country. What a joke they are.

[BertaProudDad @BertaProudDad]

Guy takes 3 steps into the bush… walks right back out… and asks for a ticket.

Now the whole country knows Nova Scotia is actually fining people for walking into the woods.

Wildfires are bad — but letting govts trample your charter rights is worse. Wake up, Canada.

#Canada #Freedom #CharterRights #WakeUpCanada #BertaProudDad

[Lisa Clauser @LisaClauser]

@mitchellvii Typical