Lisa Coovert

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

one day you'll realize you need to let things go simply because they are to heavy to carry

[Andy Nesbitt @anezbitt]

Imagine a coworker/friend of yours needed CPR for 9 minutes in your office and then after your boss was like - take 5 minutes, everyone. and then get back to work.

That's basically what the NFL just tried to do. Total garbage.

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@Andy She, in fact, did not have it.

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@CBSBigBrother Josh walking around the house banging pots and pans

[jackee @takeiteasyjack]

do i need to watch all the twilight movies before i see the new batman

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@sophiebee27 😂😂😂

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@hazebarnett Amen

[Christin @hexprax]

How can everyone in fantasy movies always be so shocked when they see a dragon? Look around babe… you’re an elf. You live in a realm.

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@hazebarnett GTFO

[trash jones @jzux]

you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

The Hogwarts house points system is complete garbage. You lose 50 points for being out of bed and then only get 60 for singlehandedly defeating the manifestation of evil who took over the body of one of the school's teachers? we need a baseline. equalize this shit.

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@EltonCastee Letchworth Village

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@ShaneLondagin Oh 🥲

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

Ok but “I’m very afraid” sounds wild to me lol

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@sophiebee27 The best

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

Hi @elonmusk

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@lisamariebasile Lisa Ann Coovert

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@EltonCastee @dixiedamelio @ItsCoreyScherer Ok well if she doesn’t respond I can just do it instead

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@EltonCastee yoooo if you ever want to add a girl to the mix, I’m in.

[Lisa Coovert @LisaCoovert]

@ShaneLondagin @coreyevanmusic Hahaha no I’m serious! I despise spoons.