Lisa Goldie

Now comes in limited edition ginger version. Views, wee stories and shite jokes are my own.

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@RoyalMailHelp sat in yesterday all day waiting for parcels, didn’t come and no update on app for redelivery, it still says yesterday. Can you help please?

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My social media pages were all hacked so this is the only platform I have to SCREAM ABOUT HOW GOOD LEWIS CAPALDI SOUNDS. That boy is back and then some. Feeling so bizarrely proud of a man I’ve never met.

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Love @UnforgottenTV. Absolutely can’t stand the terrible ADR they do on the episodes. Call in @finiflex at once 🚨

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@instagram my Instagram and Facebook have been suspended because someone has hacked my account. I got an email about a suspicious login, clicked to go and declare that isn’t me and all I get is an error page. So I have no way of sorting or appealing this. Please help!

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@LivingSocialUK a voucher I purchased is showing as expired before the expiry date given on the voucher, my confirmation email and the hotel’s website. Could you please help?

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Had a brilliant experience with @Qantas thanks to the wonderful Stewart the Steward (who I think was called Stewart Murdoch) from Perth to Melbs. He was wonderful with all the customers around us and looked after us so well! Please pass on our thanks to him and his crew!

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Confused. Parcel was meant to go to @InPostUK locker. Their app says attempted delivery to my home, but no answer so now at a delivery office but no address. App can’t find my parcel with tracking no. they gave me. Phone line not working and their Twitter is just all NUFC tweets?

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@virginmedia I’ve been doing that for the past 8 weeks, and it either gives a time which the problem is never fixed by or just says you’re aware of the issue and to check back. I now have no TV service either. And you’ve got the cheek to charge and raise prices.

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Going on to week 7 or 8 of lost signal from @virginmedia making working from
home impossible,
with only costly alternatives. Sort it out for the love of god.

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Fuck it I’m putting the Christmas tree up

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What a terrifying day to be a human being.

[Lisa Goldie @LisaGoldie]

Question: why the fuck are fireworks available? They’re explosives. Get them banned.

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Mortimer and Whitehouse gone fishing is a proven cure for anxiety. Qualitative study group size: 1.

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@gettysburg I implore you to permanently dismiss the two racist students who mutilated their swim team mate and to wave the victim’s school fees for the remainder of his time, and give a full apology for the incident and suspension of a victim of a deplorable hate crime.

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My heart aches every single day. But when it doesn’t, it’s filled with love and gratefulness that I got to have Grant at all.

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A year ago today, my world went dark. I lost my most favourite person in the world to suicide.
I’ve not been sure what to say today, but having worked with a counsellor all year, I want to spin it so it’s positive. And say…

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…him. Who would go to the ends of the earth for everyone and expect nothing in return. And light up every single room. How can someone that good exist? And how lucky was I to exist at the same time and get to experience it all with him.

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I mean it when I say I am OBSESSED with the Australian break dancer ahahahahahah I can’t

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@adamhillscomedy 🙌🙌🙌🙌