Lisa Margreet Payne

Disabled. Queer. Writer. She/her.

[Lisa Margreet Payne @LisaMargreet]

My essay Self-ish was published in @LuneJournal and the heatwave melted my brain so I totally forgot to shout about it. But the heatwave is dead now, and my brain is back so HERE IT IS: https://t.co/roVSbnrZi4. LUNE are also looking for contributors for Issue 2 so jump to it!

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@kellydavio This was one of my favourite pieces of writing this year! ❤️

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@biro1973 @OpenUniversity Congratulations! I also got a distinction. Does this mean everyone has to refer to us Master now?

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So here we are again. Hospital toilet chemo selfie #1. Hopefully only two infusions this time, two weeks apart, combined with high dose steroids. Seems odd to be back on the chemo ward… https://t.co/ox37tu9yJO

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp Hi, I placed an order on 8 Nov w/ next day delivery but it hasn't arrived. DPD say they have it but no definite delivery time. I made a diff order on 9 Nov and received yesterday no problems. What should I do? I need items for new job I'm starting!

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My little pumpkin! @ Chester, Cheshire https://t.co/26CK0FCov0

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My view this afternoon. 💕 @ Chester, Cheshire https://t.co/CjPpL5Nr65

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Autumnal knitting! 🍂 I’m making Molly a cabled knit doggie jumper out of the same yarn as my #anniversairecardi. What’s that about dogs and their owners looking alike? 😁 @ Chester, Cheshire https://t.co/u4SsihJSN9

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If I can break my bones just by walking, mightn’t I as well dance? https://t.co/qJcIwyTuAk

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@meadowyarn No, thankfully. I submitted last Wednesday and haven’t checked it or resubmitted it since!

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@meadowyarn Congratulations. Now we’re FREE!

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@clogsulike @PenguinRHUK Thanks, you too! 🤞

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@clogsulike Hi Chloe, As promised after @PenguinRHUK #writenowlive, here's the link to the tutorial on setting up an author website in 30 mins: https://t.co/DDAPuUGr3J. Hope the rest of your journey wasn't as heinous as our one from Liverpool to Chester!

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So that’s done then. *Falls over* Someone pass me the gin and wake me up in December when the results come out, K? MA dissertation submitted.

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@jennashworth And if you knit your gifts you start planning Christmas in July! I’m with you Jenn.

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Earlier I was swarmed by birds, this afternoon it’s dogs. I’m Dr fricken Doolittle!

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The Birds. Chislehurst style.

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@kellydavio Thank you. All natural too. *proud*

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Of course I have a good curl day right before I’m about to go out in the teeming rain.

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@sidra_writes I had some toast. :)

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Today I am going out to brunch. But I’m confused by brunch. Are you supposed to eat first? I’m hungry now but we’re not meeting for another two hours. Is it okay to have a mini breakfast beforehand? Stupid confusing brunch. 🤷‍♀️

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It’s okay, Internet, you can stand down. I’m having some toast.