Crystal Metthews

Human Woman

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@ellstar @Akitron This tweet is now amongst the only proof of this public fat-shaming. I’ve been boycotting @milkbarstore and telling everyone I know about it, for years. This cake just came up again today which caused me to look for the video, which is nowhere to be found.

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@MetroTransitMN Yeah yeah yeah. Literally the first day I wasn’t early for a bus that has been arriving at the stop at 6:18 on the dot every day for the last 4 months. Lesson learned. $3.25 gone 😭

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

HEY @MetroTransitMN im sure other people might appreciate it when their bus is 2 minutes early at 6am on a MN winter morning but not this girl. Thanks so much for ruining my already terrible day. I missed my bus on the one day I wasn’t extra early.

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

Yo where is this Walmart? We need groceries and TP.

[City Pages @citypages]

Brave TikTok lady survives Walmart in 'downtown Minneapolis' https://t.co/DMrGW2PqDU

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@BandyTim @citypages Me too! I live and work DT and I can't find it!

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@kdub788 @citypages There isnt 🤣

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@softbrownbitch @trishapaytas They somehow manage to do this without their lips actually touching.

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

It's 45 degrees outside right now and my building has not yet turned on the heat. It's been in the 50s all week. I thought this only happened in shitty cheap rental situations. I live in a classy condo now! 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@CarsandCorgis @drgekil @trishapaytas Omg saaaaaddddd I totally forgot about that 😭 I miss those days. The get ready with me's and closet organizing vids.

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

Nevermind, I'm not upset by this anymore. The comments are turned off because all these TROLLS are mad that @OldNavy is making unisex clothing for tweens. HOW DARE THEY! Keep on keepin' on.

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

Did @OldNavy rip-off a @lizzo song for their new ad campaign? Old Navy has all the comments disabled on these commercials 🤔

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@ylimebm Never forget

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

tomorrow is Harry Potter's 40th birthday and that's honestly too much for my brain to handle

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@cazidog @realDonaldTrump 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@bluegal @realDonaldTrump Please tell me this is a real thing. Nancy, you're our only hope! @SpeakerPelosi

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

Someone I know posted something NICE that contradicts the way they have treated me in the past and it's angering me.
I've re-written this tweet 5 times trying to make this all fit and that one sentence is the best I could do 🤣 BE NICE TO YOUR FRIENDS.

[Caleb Marshall @TheFitMarshall]

Mental illness is very real and is not a joke. Look what we did to Britney. Let’s be better. This is not a meme moment, have compassion and don’t fan the flames.

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

The amount of pure hate @mnstatefair is getting on instagram is HILARIOUS and embarassing. People are going to be pissed about this until the end of time. Now the fair is hosting some very limited events & people are even more mad. wHy No MaSkS? nO fRiEd PiCkLeS? wHy DiD yOu CxL?

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@katys_nosering @trishapaytas Who is Jon?

[Crystal Metthews @LisaMichaels]

@briNeNe14 @trishapaytas Who is he? I'm clueless.