Lisa

Republican.

[Sevierly Blessed Texan @SevierlyBlessed]

At least once a week, I find myself wishing X had a Texas flag emoji. 🤠

[Lisa @LisaNimmo16]

@martinamcbride Just so I have this correct, you refused to appear at our country’s 250 year celebration because you are a democrat suffering from TDS? All respect I had for you as a person is gone. I will no longer purchase your music in any form. Pathetic.

[Lisa @LisaNimmo16]

@POTUS Why would you give @LindseyGrahamSC your endorsement? He has and will throw you under the bus when he gets a chance.

[🔥⚜️ 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐌𝐚𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 ⚜️🔥 @Andrew_Maj42]

He got every cone. This is victory! 🤠

[Lisa @LisaNimmo16]

@SummerWiseTX @scottbraddock @JohnCornyn @brikeilarcnn @CNN Well if the computer backs you up i guess it’s true. I know what I watched and heard. I didn’t vote for Cornyn this morning so your argument in his defense is pointless.

[Lisa @LisaNimmo16]

@FreedomCFund No sir. I watched your actions against our President Trump. I don’t understand how you can claim to be MAGA. Go back to Maryland. I for one proud Texan will not be voting for your sorry ass.

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

U.S. Forest Service law enforcement is now asking for the public’s help identifying a group of Indian nationals seen defacing Cathedral Rock in Sedona, Arizona, a sacred Native American site, with furious Americans demanding their immediate deportation.

[Lisa @LisaNimmo16]

Storms continue this morning but awoke to a beautiful rainbow in Comfort Texas.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Sneak peek at Stephen Colbert’s final late show 👀😂😭

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨BREAKING: A giant middle finger statue has been placed in front of Zohran Mamdani's NYC City Hall by legendary artist @ScottLoBaido.

Mamdani definitely deserves this!

Follow: @BoLoudon

[Lisa @LisaNimmo16]

@TeamCornyn You sir are a liar. You voted to impeach Trump. Good riddance. I for one Texas resident will not cast a vote for your sorry ass.

[Special Ops Magazine @specialopsmag]

Air Force people sure have a sense of humor.

F-117 Nighthawk in the "boneyard" for retired aircraft at Davis-Monthan AFB.

The Nighthawk was one of the first aircraft to use stealth technology, hence the joke.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Bro, if we’re playing golf and you take a shot like this, I’m just leaving.

[Secretariat @Secretariatprmr]

Good luck and safe trips to all the horses and riders today. #KentuckyDerby2026 #KyDerby152

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

On this Kentucky Derby day, here’s your reminder that Secretariat was faster than any horse who has ever lived. The year is 1973 and this is his track record run. Untouched for 53 years. The GOAT.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Did you know?

An explosion of zinc fireworks occurs when a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, and the size of these “sparks” is a direct measure of its ability to develop into an embryo.

In other words, life begins with a flash of light.

[US Attorney Pirro @USAttyPirro]

Today, we are releasing video already provided to U.S. District Court showing Cole Allen shoot a U.S. Secret Service officer during his attempt to assassinate the President at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

There is no evidence the shooting was the result of friendly fire.

The video also shows Allen casing the area in the Hilton Hotel the day before the attack.

My office along with the @FBI will continue this extensive investigation to bring Cole Allen to justice.

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

STOP IT!!!🤣🤣🤣

[paula wilson @pwilsondtf]

Listen up, you cum-gargling, terrorist-humping, hate-spewing fuckwits! Every time you open your treasonous cock-holsters and spray diarrhea about President Trump, another bullet flies his way—thanks, you walking abortions! This is AMERICA, you goat-fucking simps, not your caliphate circle-jerk! We voted for Donald J. Trump, not your diaper-wearing, Allah-sniffing asses!

Deport every last illegal cocksucker yesterday, but first, cuff those backstabbing politician traitors and drag their corrupt, lobbyist-lubed carcasses to Gitmo where they belong! You're all a festering cancer on this country and our President, you spineless shitstains. We the People are done—bend over and take the red wave up your sorry, un-American shitholes!