Lisa Patterson

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@TSB your app is not working AGAIN - won’t let me make payments, states my accounts are inactive.

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@KelloggsUKI the new All Bran is inedible. Gutted. Why???

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@Slud99 @KelloggsUKI Lots of others saying the same on X - unfortunately they haven’t all tagged Kelloggs.

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@reading_buses why is Sky Blue 10:06 from Brock Barracks running so early - and not stopping at scheduled stops? What is the point of a timetable if you arrive at bus stop 5 mins early to find bus already left?

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@access4news your out of hours entrance at Reading is not working. No answer on your phone line. Not happy!

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@ReadingCouncil why hasn’t my green bin been collected and why aren’t the collection dates on your website?

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@DAustinRoses we are looking to visit this year from afar - when is the best month(s) to get the best from your show gardens? Thanks!

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@Photobox I paid extra to ensure my package would arrive by 28th. No communication and hasn’t arrived so I check on website and it states now being delivered 29th! Not good enough. Too late. Appalling service. Order no SPB021983677194

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@nextofficial - my order was “damaged” and returned without me being told. You have refunded me instead of sending out a replacement but not refunded postage! So the expectation is that I spend time reordering it all and pay postage again - shambolic and woeful customer service.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This revolutionaly bike seat design.

[🎞️ AtaraxyBSC]

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers.

A thread, for #RantyTuesday.

[James Foster @JamesEFoster]

Useful to remind ourselves of this:

"I’m closer to a Jamaican born brickie than I am Jacob Rees-Mogg.

I've got more in common with a Polish hotel maid than I do with Nigel Farage.”

💯

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

#FoxOfTheDay

[JE @JanetEmson]

I don’t know why people complain about perimenopause. It’s a fun way to play new games such as - Why am I swearing at inanimate objects? Is it my period again or am I haemorrhaging? and my personal favourite - Will my ankles painfully giveaway unexpectedly sometime today?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Poo, Spew, Barmy Hair-do, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

[David Ullrich @DavidUllrich202]

Final Words ✨

“Last year, I had a life-changing experience at 90 years old. I went to space, after decades of playing an iconic science-fiction character who was exploring the universe. I thought I would experience a deep connection with the immensity around us, a deep call for endless exploration.

“I was absolutely wrong. The strongest feeling, that dominated everything else by far, was the deepest grief that I had ever experienced.

“I understood, in the clearest possible way, that we were living on a tiny oasis of life, surrounded by an immensity of death. I didn’t see infinite possibilities of worlds to explore, of adventures to have, or living creatures to connect with. I saw the deepest darkness I could have ever imagined, contrasting so starkly with the welcoming warmth of our nurturing home planet.

“This was an immensely powerful awakening for me. It filled me with sadness. I realized that we had spent decades, if not centuries, being obsessed with looking away, with looking outside. I did my share in popularizing the idea that space was the final frontier. But I had to get to space to understand that Earth is and will stay our only home. And that we have been ravaging it, relentlessly, making it uninhabitable.”

— William Shatner, actor

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

It's so good every single time 🔥

[EZ Rider🌻🇺🇸🦅 @EZRideryoyall]

The chances of a cow stealing your sneakers while you sleep is low.

But it is never zero. 😂
https://t.co/e7edwfXLFJ

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The birth of a newborn dolphin 🐬

[Lisa Patterson @LisaPat16985650]

@Jon_Heath_ @CambsBirdClub I have two colonies - one in the back garden and one in the front. “Neglected” mature garden in Reading town with plenty of food supplied - appears to work well for them.