Lisa P

Comedy nerd. CrossFit girl. Workin my arse off. Momming and whatnot. Is it time for wine?

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@jtrain56 But the real question is, how many cookies are you going to smuggle into your carry-on?

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@AGT
@Stormof69 vote!! #AGTWildCard ���️

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@toddbarry Smithereens

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

I'm just 20,000 views away from 4 million
(in just under 10 months...not bad)
Check it out, share it, tell a friend. Passing 4 million will make me happy for a few seconds. Tits.
https://t.co/SfP1hnZYqk

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@tedalexandro Behind Her Eyes

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@TuesdayStories I wonder if the girls in @marknorm ‘s video know what shitty people they are. My guess is they totally do...and don’t mind in the least.

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@TuesdayStories Watching this now and had to pause because @JoeListComedy needed a tissue and @marknorm checked his own pockets for one and it was adorable. 😂 Their commentary is amazingly funny, but adorable, nonetheless.

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

Happy Birthday @JoeListComedy !!! Truly one of the greatest comics evah. Wishing you mountains of @Wegmans cookies!! 💜🍪

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@ericarhodes Parking lot cry-meeting times are also available at 5:45 am. 💔

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@TheBonfireSXM @bigjayoakerson @DanSoder @SIRIUSXM @FactionTalk103 @ChristineMEvans @djlouwitzki @SiriusXMComedy 🥳

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@jtrain56 😂

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

I love it so much 😂❤️

[Jon Campbell @JonCampbellNY]

At least we got this GIF out of the game.

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@marknorm The new regifted candle.

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@TheBonfireSXM @bigjayoakerson 💜

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

Powerful. 💙

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@jtrain56 Please believe that your fans are SUPER thankful for all you put out. Especially during these past months keeping us entertained and helping us feel connected. I have paid to see you live before and cannot WAIT to pay to see you again! ❤️

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@stollemache Pretty sure you know exactly what it would be like. Every woman knows. 😬

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@stollemache But the sweatband...so hot

[Lisa P @LisaPietran36]

@NotSteveRogers I’m in. Hook me up please!

[Steven Rogers @NotSteveRogers]

America! This is tomorrow night! FREE SHOW 8pm EST! Message me or tweet at me for the link! I love ya, please come.