Lisa🦋

blessed are the curious. for they shall have adventures.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

Thank god it’s us.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

@WFTV that was awful. The first time ever in 50 years celebrating a countdown in PR and you decided it was a good time to take a block for nightly news? Come. On.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

I wish someone would have told me that Megan Fox randomly showed up in New Girl and they tried to force relevancy before I fell in love with the show. 🙄

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

@abbey5mcd The pc guys are the way to go. 🤪

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

Once dated a boy who used to act surprised/put out every time I picked up a random stray. “Why did you do that.” “Why didn’t you just leave it for someone else to grab.” Today I picked up a duckling on a four lane road and got this response. I met my soulmate.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

Angry doesn’t even begin to describe how I’m feeling tonight. It hurts so bad when it feels like karma doesn’t show up on time. I know there’s always a come around for what goes around, but why do the worst people get what they want in the mean time.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

Sad to report that I woke up and still don’t look like Dove Cameron.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

@abbey5mcd This is such a mood 😂✨

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

@Cody_lee29

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

Left the Disney Princesses and went to go deal with some magical sidekicks. This is Anubis the Ball Python. He’s the hospital mascot 🐍🐾

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

#NewProfilePic

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

@Vinny_999 @puzzled_yet @sschreiber13 @TomiLahren “NOthInG WaS StOlEn”

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

If the whole world stopped and listened to Seth Rogan laugh for 15 minutes consecutively we would cure COVID and never fight another war. World Peace ☮️

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

@MarkJWeather Awesome!!! Thank you.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

Hey @MarkJWeather I’m bringing my Floridian 5 year old to visit Ohio for the first time this week. Will she get to see snow?

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

I thoroughly enjoy the fact that there is a David Rose GIF for every moment and emotion.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

ITS ME

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

*CM memes about randoms asking for theme park tickets*

Me silently crying in a corner cause I had a whole ass fake relationship where the dude just wanted a vacation.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

@Haremking63 Ok but we stay friends and we ain’t shit together so you don’t count.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

Fair weather friends ain’t shit. But the worst ones are the ones who only hit you up when you can benefit them.

[Lisa🦋 @Lisa_Marcy14]

If I’ve bent over backwards to be there for you in the past and you have not even reached out while all this crap went down...i mean this whole heartedly...