Lisa Darcy

Hi I'm Lisa. I am a mum to two boys - making my way through the maze of motherhood and looking to connect and share experiences.

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

I long for a bath without having to share my space with 3 rubber ducks, a lifeboat and a foot high plastic minnion!

#kidstoys #justwantagrownupbath

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

Off to Play King with the boys. Otherwise known as parent hell! If i am not out in one hour, send help!!!

#theplayking #parenthell #darcyboys

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

Note to self...never over feed a baby green food when wearing a white jumper!!!

Vomit covered jumper and no time to get home before the school run for the older one! 🙈

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

It was time for a good clear out!!!
Declutter and organise the pantry | Lisa - Mum to Two https://t.co/BROMOlDGaP via @YouTube

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

Showering once a week has now become my norm !

And i have bought shares in dry shampoo !!

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

I enjoyed a good days shopping! :Boys clothing haul Oct 2018 | H & M | Tesco | George | Debenhams | Prima... https://t.co/qqi0R9fjEo via @YouTube

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

@robertchant I wouldnt mind so much if i was up with him. Hes sleeping sound...think i am too excited for sleep 😁

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

I have a feeling today is gonna be a tough one, being as its 2.30am and i am still not sleeping 😣

#cannotsleep #gonnabealongday

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

Check out our Day in the Life video - filmed just before the kids went back to school...

Daily Routine Mum To Two | What we did today | August 2018 https://t.co/p01n3YXk1k via @YouTube

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

@ruthinrevolt Wow. Well done 😁

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

I think i have a serious addiction problem...

ZOFLORA !!!!!!

I have bought 15 bottles this month alone. Please send help!!

#zoflora #lovezoflora #toomanynicescents #zofloraaddiction

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

@TheNotSoSuperM1 When i recently asked my son did i look ok in an outfir he told me, well you dont look like an idiot 😐🤣

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

@HonestMum I felt sad too...

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

@DaddingAround Or if you need money just use one of those bank card things!!

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

Have a look inside my Nappy Bag! Latest upload...

What's in my Nappy Bag | Changing Bag | Diaper Bag | Baby Bag https://t.co/aTAhLHGapi via @YouTube

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

School started back today. I dont know about anyone else, but i missed him round the house 😕

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

My husband and 8yr old spent the morning pulling each others fingers then farting!

And he wonders why i call him my third child!

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

@DaddingAround So true!! Why is that??!!

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

@Tired_Dad_of_2 As ruthless says below. Cut a sticker in half. They then have to match it up. Or you could use the arrows 👍

[Lisa Darcy @Lisa_MumToTwo]

@SnarkyMommy78 Everyday!