Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.
@ShreckTrina@nickimoraa Mine too. But I believe her. She's 78 and takes zero meds. Maybe a Tylenol if she's really hurting. Never had heartburn. Didn't notice menopause, much less perimenopause. She's an anomaly.
Former KY poet laureate and bestselling author Silas House: “We are not bootlickers, and we do not need bootlickers. One candidate who has been so terrible to LGBTQ people… is Andy Barr, and we have to do all we can to make sure that he does not become our next senator.”
@BusyPoorDad@LtGovColeman Tax breaks are providing funding. You reduce the amount of money coming in later instead of giving them money now, but the net result is the same. I feel like you had to know this by typing that out.