Lisa Kudler

Feminismus & Katzen | sie/she

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Spanish football federation announces that, instead of removing president Luis Rubiales, they will take legal action against player Jenni Hermoso as they claim she ‘lied’ about non-consensual kiss.

The federation also says players have an “obligation” to play for the national team after 81 female players said they would not play until Rubiales was removed, in solidarity with Jenni Hermoso.

[Möwi @moewingers]

Stellt euch vor der Chef küsst euch leidenschaftlich auf den Mund, weil ihr euren Job besonders gut gemacht habt. An welchem Punkt ist es strittig, dass das auch im Fußball unangebracht ist

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

blind date: are you an adventurous type?

me: [thinks about that time i poured fabric conditioner into the little slot and went past the max line] yes

[Wei Ming Kam - not here right now @weimingkam]

EDGAR ALLAN POE IS GOING TO HAUNT THE EUROVISION VOTING PUBLIC FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES YOU HAVE NO TASTE

[Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BillPascrell]

Updated summary of team trump

Trump: Arrested
Campaign chair: Felon
Deputy campaign chair: Felon
Personal lawyer: Felon
Chief strategist: Felon
Natl Sec Advisor: Felon
Foreign policy advisor: Felon
Campaign fixer: Felon
Company CFO: Felon

[Avocadogucci🌐🇺🇦 @avocadogucci]

Frisör: passt so?

Ich: perfekt, Dankeschön!

[Lisa Kudler @Lislchen]

@Die_Liser Ich schau auch grad wieder 😢

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

I feel this is my soul

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Sorry I can’t hang tonight I’m looking at

l o n g

Boys

[sai @Saisailu97]

Avatar this, Avatar that - the only graphics budget in a movie I want to talk about is Renesmee

[Lisa Kudler @Lislchen]

@DieRaffa Danke 😊

[Lisa Kudler @Lislchen]

@DieRaffa Happy Birthday 🥳

[Lisa Kudler @Lislchen]

@Wurzelmann Ma danke schön 😘

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

if you have a twitter crush on someone you legally have to tell them tonight

[Lisa Kudler @Lislchen]

@sander_georg Nöwü

[Golineh Atai @GolinehAtai]

Mehrshad Shahidi, ein junger Koch, der gestern auf den Straßen der Stadt Arak demonstrierte. Er sei noch am Abend festgenommen worden, berichtet ein Journalist in Iran. Heute Mittag habe die Familie die Nachricht seines Todes erhalten. #MahsaAmini #IranRevolution

[Hanno Hauenstein @hahauenstein]

for the record: ich halte es nicht für sinnvoll, Viktor #Orbán zu Gesprächen einzuladen.

[Jeff (Hot Type) Jarvis @jeffjarvis]

What was I doing before the UK so rudely distracted me?