The Lispy Critic

Calling it out like it is, with a luscious lil’ lisp. Thanksssss!

[The Lispy Critic @LispyCritic]

@realDonaldTrump This: https://t.co/uiOd5BDmIf

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@realDonaldTrump If this is real, you’re a fake. Way to boast freedom of speech when it suits you, and fight it when it doesn’t. Fake sad crybaby #Putin puppet! Play more golf and go bye bye, gramps. #sad #trump #crybaby #weak #fake #cnn #foxnews #msnbc #nbcnews #abcnews #cbsnews

[The Lispy Critic @LispyCritic]

Anyone else disappointed in @Apple’s robotic, soulless presentations that boast more overused self-praising adjectives than sincere Jobs-like passion? It’s like we’re being led to get hyped over a @QVC infomercial for minimally-iterative product lines. #wwdc22 #apple #meh #boo

[Apple @Apple]

#WWDC22 is happening now. Click to watch the stream.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The world needs more Star Trek. It gives us hope for what still could be.

[The Lispy Critic @LispyCritic]

.@Apple, don’t you think it’s a tad hypocritical to continue these boring, staged, infomercial-style #WWDC presentations when you require your hard-working staff to be present in-office? Let’s see some real change, and a return to more exciting & engaging events, please. #WWDC22

[Apple @Apple]

#WWDC22 is happening now. Click to watch the stream.

[The Lispy Critic @LispyCritic]

@LouDobbs @Mike_Pence @VP @POTUS Eat a dick

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@DanRather @akstanwyck Surprised? @realDonaldTrump is the king of #tonedeaf. No worries, unless #russia interferes again, #trump has been #canceled. #Biden2020 #biden #Biden2020Landslide #DimDonny #trumptherump #McEnemy

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@GeorgeTakei Good news. Trump can finally go home. #ohmy

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@TeamTrump @Mike_Pence @realDonaldTrump Eat a dick

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@TeamTrump @Mike_Pence Eat a dick

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@TeamTrump @Mike_Pence @realDonaldTrump Eat a dick

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@TODAYshow God save us all. SRSLY?!?

[The Lispy Critic @LispyCritic]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends You first. Go gobble up subway breath and report back in two weeks, you out of touch piece of wannabe #dictator waste of White House. Such an incredible #badactor, who doesn’t understand ANYTHING other than his own ego. Such a #failure. Such a #sadness.

[The Lispy Critic @LispyCritic]

@realDonaldTrump Fort Whitey. Fort Honky. Fort Privilege. Fort Brute Force. Fort White Power. Fort Trump. Better? It’s the same, #DimDonny. #trump #McEnemy #DumpTrump2020 #Dummy

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@realDonaldTrump

[Mark T. Dickins. @MarkDickins]

It's on video. The Aussie camera man was sitting off to the side and was attacked and punched for no reason. It caused a huge uproar in Australia. #McEnemy is trying to out-lie Kellyanne Conway in the "Don't believe your own eyes" category.

[dimplasm🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🌊🌊🌊 @dimplasm]

@TomthunkitsMind #McEnemy

[The Lispy Critic @LispyCritic]

.@realDonaldTrump if this isn’t #fakenews, then you’re a sad, #sad man with a small, tiny shriveled member and most certainly a #fakepresident wannabe #dictator. #DumpTrump2020 #Dummy #dimdonny #trumptherump #fail #McEnemy #retire #YoureFired https://t.co/63TuItBJXa

[Lolita @LolitaResist]

@PressSec @realDonaldTrump Doesn’t matter how hard your try. We know who you are. Apocalyptic indecent enabler. #McEnemy #ResignNow