Lissa Moon LaCroix

Realtor | Proud LGBTQ Parent and Advocate | Exhausted Extrovert | She/Her/Hers

[Lissa Moon LaCroix @LissaMoon]

@iamjohnlacroix 🥰

[Lissa Moon LaCroix @LissaMoon]

@ATT Legitimately the worst customer experience I’ve ever had. Two months and 40 hours on the phone to port my work line. It’s like they’re bad on purpose. Now they are charging me because they are incompetent.

[Lissa Moon LaCroix @LissaMoon]

@AndrewChamings Poor Jessica.

[Lissa Moon LaCroix @LissaMoon]

@chrissyteigen It depends on if you are having ablation or not. I’m sure your doctor is fantastic, so recovery should be swift! I feel like the pain is so much worse before that you’re kind of cool to be in a recovery level.🙏🏼

[Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @lostblackboy]

An AirBnB accused me of stealing a laptop from her home. It’s offensive for a lot of reasons, but mostly because she accused me of stealing a Dell.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Abolish the death penalty.
Abolish the electoral college.
Abolish ICE.

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

My boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the covid vaccine

[Lissa Moon LaCroix @LissaMoon]

@TheElliotPage ❤️❤️❤️

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

What Mike Pence adds to the ticket is that he lies in a calm voice.

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

How much did the taxpayers just spend to take grandpa for a spin around the block?

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Sorry I'm still thinking about what conservatives' response would be if there were tapes of Michelle Obama saying "fuck Christmas"

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

850 Americans died of COVID-19 yesterday.
None got the special “antibody cocktail.”

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Did the President of the United States just instruct a white supremacist group to “stand by”?

[Claire Phipps @Claire_Phipps]

Amy Dorris alleges Donald Trump forced his tongue down her throat and groped her at 1997 US Open https://t.co/ITPW5P0L2z

[Lissa Moon LaCroix @LissaMoon]

Aaaaand I’m going back to bed.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Nearly two-thirds of US adults unaware 6m Jews killed in the Holocaust – study https://t.co/UAW1WzyjLD

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

Done. Now do President Trump.

[Lissa Moon LaCroix @LissaMoon]

Ladies, nows our time.

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

Snaking it happen: St. Louis Zoo officials are trying to solve the mystery of how a 62-year-old ball python laid seven eggs without being around a male python for at least two decades. https://t.co/4TlUR85bCr #odd

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Melania isn't even TRYING to say the Pledge of Allegiance.

At least her "husband" made an attempt.

Neither of them know it.

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

Thank you Mr. President, for not creating a panic. This has been the most chill 9 months.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Um, wow. What a read. https://t.co/HDfIHrgdIQ