The Hand

I'm a hand and these are my adventures.

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LOL RT @darthvader: Captain Kirk intros the Oscar's one scifi flick. How original.

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Sarah Jessica Parker - if I had eyes, I'd poke something in them when she comes across the screen. #oscars

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If Charlize had boobs, her dress highlights where the motorboating would be done. #oscars

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I'd like to say something about Sandra Bullock but I think Jesse James would track me down. #oscars

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Jeremy Renner should have brought an actual date to the #Oscars. Doubt his mom will suck him when he loses. #oscars

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Zoe Saldana just got on my dancing card for later... #oscars

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Getting ready to watch the Oscars Red Carpet, hoping to get some inspiration for my shower later on.

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@BrodyismeFriend I'm still free for temp work.

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I wonder if Canada's great health care system will be able to handle all the hangovers tomorrow. #olympics

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Friday=Payday=Fill up day http://twitpic.com/15ge17

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Why am I watching Ladies Figure Skating? WHY?!?!?! BRING ON THE CURLING!

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Mmmmm boobies http://twitpic.com/14291u

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Enjoying a nice brewskie in Hollywood. http://twitpic.com/141t94

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Nice day for a drive but traffic is a bitch! http://twitpic.com/13mawo

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@talking_biscuit thanks for the RT!

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I keep giving Bob Costas the finger but he's not getting the hint to shut the fuck up. #olympics

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Gotta say though, out of all the body parts the hand ends up in all the right places on the chick. #giggity

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Watching all this figure skating makes me want to have feet. #olympics

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I'm bored. Sadly, twiddling thumbs not an option.

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Cute but a little hairy - wonder if she's single. http://bit.ly/b0wdn1