Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound

Jaymes | 30 | He/Him | Bibliophile & Literary Deviant | Drummer for Sleepy Eye | Devoted to all things ghostly, violent, vile, & macabre

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

I’m Jaymes, and I write poetry and the horror equivalent of smut.

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

So I did it, I made on OF those pages…

https://t.co/1WmNrwGXEF

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

@halfnhalf1018 This version is really good, too

https://t.co/e4lXN3w9g5

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

When you find one of the best songs you’ve heard in a long time but no one will listen to it because it’s technically from a musical.

I still get chills every single time I listen to it, damn.

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

@halfnhalf1018 https://t.co/SPirnTwCNI

There’s a lot of covers of this, the original is sung by a man; but I find it much more powerful with a woman singing it.

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

@amandaamoraless Have you watched Yuri on Ice?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

How whales evolved 🐋🐳
https://t.co/e0fGmivRZj

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

I finally counted, and I have 43 tattoos. That doesn’t seem like enough for how much of my body is covered

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

@problem_solvent I mean, I’m all about that over-the-top hyperviolence! Animation is one of the few things that really strikes a fear nerve in me, but I live with a cenobite mentality towards fiction so I like things that upset me 😅 I have complicated feelings about that show lol

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

I need to start a book club.

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

I always find cool musical stuff but have like no friends to share my enthusiasm with 😭

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

@amandaamoraless I usually smoke and do stuff while I listen haha

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

My brother made it into the ensemble for his school’s production of The Little Mermaid and I’m so happy and proud 😭

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

The irony of being high and almost walking out of the dispensary without my weed lol

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

It is becoming quite difficult to find spots for new tattoos at this point.

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

@achilles_pan @JimmyMack0320 @Dead_boii0909 @CreepyOrg Because every system in the US is designed to keep down and ruin the lives of the less well off.

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

I love when I pick a string of 5-star books in a row 🤩

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

Bibliophiles love to gatekeep *reading* and argue semantics if you tell them that listening to an audiobook *is* reading it.

It is, by the way. To say otherwise is incredibly ableist.

[Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound @LitMasochist]

@amandaamoraless All of Palahniuk’s books start off normal-ish and then go *completely* off the wall nuts by the end lol

I knew dudes who started “fight clubs”, completely missing the message about toxic masculinity.