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@eternal_prey Yeah that checks out. Japan probably has really ancient pureblood families and I imagine the Malfoys would have good ties with them.

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@Devon_Eriksen_ I say their rivalry just just becomes cute. Like they leave a space on each of their respective nightstands for the Quidditch cup, and whoever’s team wins gets to have it on their side.

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@Janne_HG @Devon_Eriksen_ He can do both. Dumbledore terrified dark wizards and he was the headmaster. Harry could be the former Chief Auror who retired, but still gets called in to handle cases beyond the regular aurors, which he’s good enough to solve in days to a week and be back before term ends.

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@friedsunday Thank you.

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@PatrickSta9389 Can you please link some, or at least tell me how to find them?

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@ZZerblud Malfloyd

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@LordAratonar @SpriteSorcerer @Watchdogs44 The establishment fears the Inquisitorial Squad/Dumbledore’s Army allegiance.

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@ThePrismaticSun @DatingSims Nah Snape would be a weird femcel and Harry would find it gross.

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@Florida_Boi1 @BenisKen Harry has to speedrun Voldemort’s downfall to prevent him from fucking his mum.

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@RanaItia @SpitefulBanette And unfortunately, she considers the best thing she could do in return is get Hagrid fired.

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@BenisKen Combine the two. Bellatrix and Narcissa conspire to set Harry and Malfoid up together.

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@DodgerWing Voldemort being a Potter x Malfoid shipper was good enough, but Barty being an eager accomplice raised it to a new level.

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@Lamer5799 @HuntMelkor @leemarh7099 Bellatrix would absolutely set them up together.

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@Ponczo1231 @PolishDeluxe Lucius invents a new slur before breakfast each day.

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@JPT_Arts school gets shut down and the place scoured, which would place all of Slytherin under investigation. She thinks this is dumb and that changing the law to forbid them from attending Hogwarts is the more ‘reasonable’ choice.

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@JPT_Arts I’d have her catch Ron and Harry during the polyjuice incident and uses that to blackmail them into involving her, since she thinks the Heir of Slytherin is dangerous and incompetent and wants them removed. Malfoy rightly believes the heir would only kill one mudblood before the-

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@Florida_Boi1 @GunMachi1 ONE MILLION POINTS! ONE MILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR FOR SALVATION!

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@Patriot643258 @DodgerWing Wormtail. You don’t need mana to use a car battery on Dobby.

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@SunRises4b @PaPaEddie24 @AshSavesUSA Yeah turns out a global pandemic is bad for the economy, but at least Biden didn’t start it.