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@normmacdonald The joke you gave to @MichaelKeaton about life being fair/fayre is as good as it gets. Execution made it even better. Thanks

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@Frickmanidk No, it's alive and well. You can buy mine, I don't use it anymore.

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Guarandamntee Timber gives a foul away 100% of the time after losing the ball

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

BREAKING: One of Iran's top intelligence figures has turned and is now working for the US. Will update as events unfold.

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@Tobennarico Why are all 4 images AI?

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@Danielfloyd1981 @BFairthorne can you confirm?

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC It's done

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@TowerGangToad Literally every song ever recorded is online, but when a stupid, hatred-inciting song where the name of a genocidal dictator is chanted over and over is restricted, it suddenly becomes "there's no free speech". You people really are dumb.

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@freedomandlight @atensnut You'd be right if she hadn't posted it on her own instagram account.

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@CNviolations "It's not a problem, but you did touch my car". Well, if it ain't a problem, why say it? Might as well have said "It's not a problem, but the grass is green".

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@adamkeys_ It's hardly like their victory was a certainty even if they tried to win. I don't think a single Tottenham player would have gone into that wanting to lose, despite what some of their fans may have wanted. All of that aside, it's a mess of a club at the moment.

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@NoContextBrits Roof's going to cave in the way they're standing on it together.

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@NoContextBrits He really wanted it to be Cadbury.

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@flynnslick Taste of Cherry

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@UTDNosa1 You talk about Amorim's system like it's well-established or even functional. Your team is getting spanked every single week. Players like him are looking up, not down.

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@interesting_aIl What an eye sore.

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@Superspurs131 It would make sense if the majority of goals scored by Arsenal were set pieces, but it's not. Sounds bitter to me. Arsenal were called weak for years. Now they've built a team of giants who use their brains to take advantage of a big aspect of the game and it's suddenly unfair.

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@LocalBateman Camera guy missed the most important part

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@Lark_bw @ReeceShearsmith Will talk further at the local shop for local people.

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@Lark_bw @ReeceShearsmith *Calls Police*
Son: Help, I've been buried alive!
Police: Do you know where you are?
Son: No.
Police: Sorry, can't help you.