Literal Serb

Samo me pratite jarani

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Catch you later!

Ulovim te kasnije!

#serb
#translations
#serbiantoenglish

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LOL Google calls hustler a "štreber" now I feel differently about how I was picked on in high school

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"Can't wait til I turn 40 next year and I can finally do what I want" "ima da radiš šta ti ja kazem!" "Yes tata..."

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Ur dad surfs porn all day, computer is full of viruses. Blames you for them.

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Finally happy u have a day off and u can sleep in. 7AM ur dad opens ur door "ŠTA TI MISLIŠ DO PODNE SPAVATI JELI? USTAJ SE MAJMUNE!"

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Aleksandra has no job/education. Her parents forbid her to date anyone that makes less than $100,000 per year. Aleksandra is 29 years old.

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Jovan has to hide the fact that he smokes from his parents. Jovan has just turned 34. Jovan's parents will belt him if they see him smoke.

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Samo ti budi na tom "fejsu" celu noć pa spavaj do podne...eeee moj sinko

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"Ako me nemožes handlati na moj worst ti mene ne deservaš na moj best"
#basicserbgirls

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Basic Serbian white girl:
"Samo sloga srbina spašava #cccc"
Shit talks every single one of her friends behind their backs.

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Basic Serb white girl:
Takes pic of her ipod playlist because she's so proud to be Serbian. U ask her if she had any Baja "no who's that?"

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Basic Serbian white girl:
Takes duck face selfie with Serbian church in background.

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Basic Serbian white girl:
"Čekaj moram samo like postati just like jedan selfie"

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Basic Serbian white girl:
Duck face selfie while holding up tri prsta.

#serb
#serbian
#translations
#basicserbgirls

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Basic Serbia white girl:
"BUT TATA, I REALLY NEED THOSE CIPELE!"
"LOL JA SAM MU LIKE REKLA STOP TEXTING ME"
#SERBIAN
#TRANSLATIONS

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I have the right to bear arms = Ja imam pravo na medvedje ruke

#serb
#serbian
#translations

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"Jao ovi svi mladi smrču marihuanu joj bože!"

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@KuratzKrastavac @milena3196 it just shows the effectiveness of social conditioning and brainwashing. And how weak minded people are. Sad.

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Love handles

Lljubavne ručke

#serb
#serbian
#translations

[m @apsolutnonista_]

I cannot believe that I actually know serbs that went to protest in Chicago today. And bragged about it. It's disgusting to me