Avid Void Shouter

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@lovingbblol @marsroseo @zachwurt Dude even won The Bachelor. Wild how good he is at these games.

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@HeslipLuke If he wins Iowa, but also he isn't winning Iowa.

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@katystoll Horseshoe theory is the left and right attacking Obama for jokingly putting movies he produced at the top of his year end movie list.

But yeah Barbie is a massive snub.

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@piva_jonas @miraclewaingro @vanillaopinions I'm 97% sure they are fucking with us.

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@billessayli Not sure why you think some votes matter more than others or defend vast swaths get ignore by presidential candidates due to their geography but go off I guess.

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@MattBroad15 Essayli can't have a correct opinion to save his life.

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@inspired_ON @elciberpapi @NickChampionn @_michaelftbl @BBLiveUpdaters No we fucking wouldn't.

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@nicolle99953150 No you fucking don't. If your kid isn't telling you that's because they don't trust you or are afraid of what you'll do. There's a reason LGBTQ+ youth have such higher suicide rates and it's because their parents force them to be something they aren't.

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@Borwin10 https://t.co/XPBii8j54y

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@ryanash_2000 @umichvoter Oh you mean what your side did?

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I've been targeted.

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@HeslipLuke I've always felt he was a Scott Walker redux and it's really playing out.

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@HeslipLuke Ramaswamy has a polling boomlet right now but is very much not running an anti-Trump campaign so I don't think he could fit a main rival narrative slot.

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My mom advised me to aim up and not back when I was 13.

She knew what to do with a handgun but when it came to slitting wrists in execution she didn't know you were supposed to go down the road and not across so she had to try again later to eventual success.

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Coworker: I have to go to the gym.
Me: I thought you liked lifting weights.
Coworker: I'm going to kill myself doing it though.
Me, reflexively: Okay mom.
Coworker: ...
Coworker: What?

Anyways that's how she found out my mom killed herself.

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You: ...
You: ...what?

Anyways that's how you found out my mom killed herself.