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Hi I’m Dick Cheney and welcome to jackass #LGP

[WPXI @WPXI]

Jeopardy to feature ‘Pittsburghers’ category https://t.co/i8tYf7kWJ0

[Rear Admiral @RearAdBsBlog]

Fucking scumbag.

[Nichole Remmert @nicholeaileen]

Not to belabor this, but this stuff is for sale 365 days a year in the Strip.

Attorney General Sunday's Pittsburgh office is in the Strip.

So you're saying you guys just... missed all this until yesterday?

Come on.

[Bucco Ball @BuccoBallBlog]

Thank you sir for getting this off the streets 🙏 my cousin overdosed on a $5 knockoff t-shirt

[Nima Shirazi @WideAsleepNima]

It's been my honor to have worked alongside Adam to create @CitationsPod for nearly a decade.

He is endlessly curious, blisteringly brilliant, infuriatingly principled & bladder-bustingly hilarious.

His book is incredible, enraging & essential.

Really proud of this kid today.

[ⱼₐₛ @j_a155]

Lot of people talking like these two guys have been equally unreliable down the stretch.

[Jesse Marshall @jmarshfof]

I can only assume the litany of articles about how bad Kyle Dubas’ first year was in the wake of trying to undo the Hextall damage will be followed up with reversals or new takes based on the teams playoff qualification?

What’s that? No? Oh, my bad.

[Tim Benz @TimBenzPGH]

Yup. I’m with ya’ kid

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

"how do you play duck duck goose?"

[Jonathan Bombulie @BombulieTrib]

I’ll tell you what Kyle Dubas should do tomorrow. Whatever he was planning to do three days ago. You and I can be prisoners of the moment. GMs can’t.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Every new US administration talking about regime change war

[Ben Max @TweetBenMax]

the exact type of messaging that can undermine what Mamdani is trying to pull off

[mj @Hockey_Is_All]

Really heartfelt, amazing moment by team USA to show Johnny Gaudreau in the spotli- oh..

back to our regularly scheduled program

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

like would i have brought bedard? yes. is it extremely possible that bedard would also be one of the CAN players entering the zone, hitting a wall, and trying to send a puck low-high up the boards only to have it disrupted or intercepted? yes

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

there will be a narrative that we only brought grinders but so many of these forwards are legitimate star offence creators in the NHL and generating sweet fuck all

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

sorry but the beauty of sport is exceeding expectations in the face of extreme pressure

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Matt Meagher @Flux_cc]

@Ken_PittDSEN He won't get enough recognition for it, so I am banging the drum hard to point it out as much as possible, but that Mantha goal was 100% possible because Rutger had the hockey IQ to one-touch it back to Shea from his own blue line, knowing he had Kaiser rushing at him.