Little Bear Max

A four year old who lives with his two brothers and one sister (&4 gold fish), plus his other mum. She writes my tweets for me, as I is a cat.

[Vicky @voodoovixen75]

The best news. Go Wales!

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

@BakerTheBrit My sisfur nearly died. Mr G said she was in OM room only until get said she out of danger. She is feisty. OM hated seeing her in pain & hating the prison etc. She was better behaved OM was very proud of her. Hope you are better soon Bakes, I bets your Mum very worried. #catsrule

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

@BakerTheBrit When my big sisfur had big surgery she had prison & collar of torture. She slept 1 night in prison and only had collar of torture when OM had to leave house. My sisfur promised not to touch stitches, first time she did collar back on.After that she knew so left alone, no collar!

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

I been told no zoomies at 4am! Looking at a clock, OM thinks I maybe working out when 3.30am is. There could just be a fly in the clock but don't tell her. Got to keep her on her toes #catsrule

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

OM being playing with Twitter. Apparently now she only have her own account and mine. She says she will be a better secretary...not sure I belief her #catsrule

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

It is hard being a cat and keeping OM company on Christmas Day #JoinIn She also says Santa Paws has been but he is thinking of the environment so no wrapping this year. #IsSheLazy

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

Merry Christmas, hope Santa paws has visited you all. OM gave us special breakfast it was lovely. I'm having a little snooze before zoomies. #Christmas2020

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

It my gotcha day. I been helping OM for 6whole years today. She very lucky to have someone as special as me *nods*

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

OM late with breakfast yesterday and today and don't get me started on when she thought teatime was yesterday. Some excuse of clocks changing, I checked all over the house and all clocks that were here on Friday are still present. She think we stupid #HumansAreOdd #CatsRule

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

I been busy. I caught a bird, though OM thought it already dead as very stiff. OM bought my sisfir treats, I been cheeky & snaffled some #catsrule

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

I have decided one of the sofa belongs to Max. I let OM sit at the other end of the sofa. If she curls up, then there is still space for my sisfir #catsrule

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

They thought they could get blood without her sleeping. OM got home just before they rang to see if they could give her a bit of gas as she fidgety. No nurse lady, my sisfir is independent & feisty not fidgety.#catsrule

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

OM charged the machine so she can write for me. I been a good boy. My sisfir had sneezed and blood sneezing out her nose all over the floor. She has blood tests & now being watched to see if needs x-ray, but no sneezes or blood for over a week. We got #Dreamies & she ok.

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

Hello everyone. I spent most of my summer sleeping & playing outside. OM rarely leaves the house but sits typing away for hours...she says she is working, whatever that is. #catsrule

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

OM mean. She signalled for me to come in for my tea. I just sat and looked at her. She shut the door, I thought she giving my tea to the others. I ran to the back door and she let me in. She hadn't given my food away. I was almost traumatised.

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

I been good boy. OM just told me I a good boy. No sure what I did, but I needs to amend this...I think zoomies during a teleconference or doing a stinky when she can't get to the litter tray may be in order #catsrule #MaxMayhem

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

OMC apparently because my campaign to get @Dolly_n_Dash sausages worked, OM felt guilty so we all got Dreamies tonight. This is a win win win situation. Got to go sleep my full tummy off now #happycat

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Matt Hancock how dare you try to deflect blame for inadequate PPE supplies by insinuating overuse by NHS staff is the problem
Lecturing them that it’s a “precious resource” is unforgivable -those putting lives on line know its value -get your act together https://t.co/A0CCKqftKS

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

@Dolly_n_Dash Amazing. well done Auntie @Unicorn_Quack you have made me very happy. Enjoy @Dolly_n_Dash very much deserved for all happiness you bring humans.

[Little Bear Max @LittleBearMax1]

@LucyVenning @Dolly_n_Dash Best get Auntie @Welshpanda3 to fix that issue. #SausagesForPointyNosedDogs