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[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

I apologize, Coloradans. For the first time since 2006 I put my snow shovel away before June 1st.

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

I hope @MarthaStewart makes a surprise appearance with @SnoopDogg during the #SuperBowlHalftimeShow.

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

"He knew better, he just didn't do better."

#DerekChauvinTrial

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

Carbon monoxide poisoning?? Really?? C'mon. #DerekChauvinTrial

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

@ubykotex why did you discontinue the full size Security tampon???? I've tried your compact before and hated it. I've been using your full size product for 26 years and will now be looking for another brand.

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

@MayorHancock Resign. There are so many people celebrating this holiday alone and yet you sltake the selfish path of traveling to see family AFTER telling us to stay home. Resign now. Also stay out of the DPS stuff. You have bigger problems and DPS is fine w the new board.

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

Veterans, thank you for your service!

#MakeItMeanMore

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

When do we send Biden sage for the White House?

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

@Target the staff at the Gilbert and Southern store in Mesa, AZ is the friendliest I've ever experienced at a Target!

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

I think the real reason Trump left the hospital was so his spray tan wouldn't fade.

[Nina Totenberg @NinaTotenberg]

A Jewish teaching says those who die just before the Jewish new year are the ones God has held back until the last moment bc they were needed most & were the most righteous. And so it was that #RBG died as the sun was setting last night marking the beginning of RoshHashanah

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

@scottsflights I've noticed in the last few months fewer deals coming across for DEN. I see other cities, but not DEN. Have you been noticing this too?

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

@scottsflights just booked DEN to Lux for $566 rt. Flights available in Feb and March of 2021.

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

@9NEWS DPSs plan for online learning is a joke. A kinder kid doing 30mins a week of video w the teacher and class and a 4rh grader w 30mins twice a week w teacher in class is obsurd. Everything else is self directed. How is a working parent supposed to support their kids and work

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

@ridanaser times def call for a fuck

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

@AirCanada super sad that you cancelled our mistake fare to Australia. We were so excited to travel after being stuck home. And we thought that maybe any income for an airline would be better than no income. We would love it if you reversed your decision and honored our flights.

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

I'm guessing Trump wants to open things up by Easter so he can get back to his golf game.

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

You aren't doing the unexpected homeschooling / work from home thing right until your kids tell you that you are the worst mom for actually working during the day. #COVID19

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

🍀 St. Patrick's Day has been rescheduled to September 17, 2020 🍀

[Sarah @LittleBlackBug]

At $12.99 a month, Netflix is the most cost effective babysitter. #COVIDー19