Ernest Wiseman

I wear disposable paper shoes and a dribble-poncho. I look normal.

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@musk_news13 Druggie.

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@ilovenostalgia Shoestring.

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

Who hell he? #DailyStarSketch

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

https://t.co/efuITunxkD

They make em fast.

[Vicky Foxcroft 💙 @vickyfoxcroft]

Shocking that @RishiSunak has chosen not to appoint a new Minister for Disabled People, Health and Work.

After 13 years of Tory austerity, pandemic and cost of living crisis, disabled people feel their voices aren’t being heard and represented in Government.

This confirms it.

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

Love #theoneshow. Sad to see Matt Baker leaving. He's a top bloke. x

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@nectar Any idea why I can't access the Nectar website?

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@nectar I spent £299 @argos and they never asked me if I had a nectar card and I forgot I could collect when buying from them. Can you add them please?

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@JDonOfficial Hi Jason. Can I interview you for TFC magazine before/after your gig in Cottingham? It would be superb if you could. Have emailed your PR. :-)

[mooms : alpine guy @Danny_McMoomins]

Is that a new Matt Lucas character on Sunday Brunch?

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

Have you heard ‘Louis Cole And Jack Stratton’ by @tedtrembinski on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/Yt2lWWxZEp

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

I like it when the kitten sneaks past.

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

Be this dog. https://t.co/2zPvEBkrao

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@oyefuentes Hola, ¿cómo puedo obtener esa cara del reloj? ¡Por favor ayuda! :-)

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

⚡️ “The Meaning Of Life”

https://t.co/DNq1xwwKPL

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@KarlSaleh Did they start letting people in yet? In pub waiting.

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@ChefTomKerridge Enjoying your new show. You look great for somebody who used to carry more than their fair share of weight. Good ideas for recipes also. Keep it up Sir.

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

Don't read my Twitter. I rarely use it these days as it far too time-consuming for me to give it my attention.

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

Bugger. https://t.co/ulcB47oHQ5

[Paul Trueman - @paulwtrueman.bluesky.social @paulwtrueman]

Come on twitter. This perfect 17 seconds of utterly thwarted passion can do better than 100 views. https://t.co/Mnk42r0wmV

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@UniOfHull Wow.

[Ernest Wiseman @LittleErn]

@TheGadgetShow Did Craig Charles just say he's going to #meltintoachocolatepuddle on the Gadget Show? I'm sure that's a drug reference.😎