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Poking through the bins of Britain's smuggest village

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Good luck to everyone running in the LittleFisting marathon today! You guys are crazy! (And most won't get eaten by the troll, so it's fine)

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@ArtLessOrdinary They built a metaphorical wall between us... So we built a real wall next to it. Made of faeces.

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@oldtownpaul it's alright, the pile of bodies cushioned the impact!

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@Mentalbentos Nicole-us Witchell

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Update on the village seance: Tupac likes to roast crumpets round Myra Hindley's #LittleFistingSeanceLIVE

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@ArtLessOrdinary oh Bon-flipping-soir!

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@oldtownpaul *drives Clio into village Hanging Tree*

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Word to the wise: hold onto your belongings very tightly at the village Belongings Museum

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PAPAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Papa?

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Last call for the seance in the Village Hall at 8pm tonight; bring a copy of Bunty and your galoshes if you're new.

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Would anyone care to wish two premiere villageites (David and Vlad) a happy weddinging?!

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@ladygaga It's all well and good you doing a concert in London village, but it's my friend's gay wedding & you've stolen all his guests!

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Now facebook's pointing out what is trending too. Great. More people with nothing to say can repeat irrelevancies in the hope of popularity.

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The village shop has a discount on back to school pregnancy tests

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So the Abercrombie store opening here didn't go down so well. Hard of hearing pensioners refused to leave without getting apple crumble.

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Most villagers have a fear of closed spaces. Its less "claustrophobia", more fear of the off licence being closed.

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The W.I. will be holding their first annual kiki, to appeal to younger audiences. Unfortunately none of them have a clue what a kiki entails

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@Andy_Dutton hahaha

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Tim Henman would be better commentating on Crochet. #London2012 #tennis