Melanie Bischof

purveyor of misinformation and humor - fantastic at stating the obvious

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@Mollyploofkins You all recording this in front of Epcot?

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

Two things. We need Dustin Hoffman in another season of @OnlyMurdersHulu and I want to be Meryl Streep when I grow up.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@Chewy They are the silliest dogs together.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

Hendrix and Rosie loved their Goody Box from @Chewy! It was a great Easter gift for them. Here they are “fighting” over the same toy.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@canva is there an option to hold objects, texts, etc on the side of the project in the grey space so that we can bring them in as we rework designs? I hate that I have to shuffle everything around or delete and re-add them. It would be nice to have that as a holding space.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@Tracfone Furthermore how do I explain to my grandma who has covid and is in isolation at her care facility that her phone still isn’t working a week later. The only thing she can do is FaceTime me because I set her up on WiFi. It’s her only means of communication.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@Tracfone Can you tell my why your customer service keeps talking in circles & now it’s going to be at least another week until I get yet another sim? Just bought a new plan to re-up my grandma’s service & yet, we still don’t have service. Paying for a service I’m not getting .

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@Tracfone It’s sad when I’m bawling on the phone because I can’t get a response.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@Tracfone Yeah. Every time I call the CS agents talk in circles seemingly from a script and won’t give me answers to my questions. I can’t deal with them if they can’t answer and evade simple questions. It’s like talking to a robot. I’m at a loss at what to do.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@GOP Were any of these when he had Covid? I mean come on. Stop trying to make fetch happen @GOP

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@tswifterastour 2 or 5 tickets to the Philly show. Any of them at this point.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@BrittanyFurlan @MrTommyLand My mom’s dead, so that would be real awkward, but you all can come over for almond milk, cookies and weed!

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Win 2 tickets to @taylorswift13 in chicago .. June 2,2023 on the field .. I’ll pick one who retweets #HolidaysWithMarcus

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@DanielB69842312 She can come to my house and play the @oreillyauto commercial jingle and I’d be thrilled.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@elonmusk Get me Taylor Swift tickets.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@tswifterastour I’m looking for 2 or 5 tickets to the Philly show. Any date at this point.

[Mireille Girard @mireillegirard5]

Dear @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 @Ticketmaster

My fellow swifties, please give this a read and retweet if you agree. Let’s support each other and make this right!

#ErasTour #verifiedfan #TaylorSwift #MidnightsTaylorSwift #Ticketmaster

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@BrighterNow13 This has been such a demeaning process and I feel disgusted in myself on the amount of time I even spent on it, because it was ridiculous. I don’t even know what a solution would be at this point.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

@Ticketmaster You. Are. A. Joke.

[Melanie Bischof @LittlePinkWagon]

I feel like such a clown trusting this process again. Fark you. @Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster #Ticketmaster #TSmidnighTS #TSxCapitalone